^ I don't often use this phrase, but...YUMMY!!
The sparkling husband dude can kiss my ass.

I've noticed you informing many primitives of this over the last few days. I simply have a question for you, Frank. Why would you treat your ass in such a manner? I would hazard a guess it has served you well through the years? Why must you be so cruel? If your ass hd a brain, and a voicebox, might it have a bone to pick with you?
If not, it would at least have better breath than 95% of the primitives.