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Offline Aristotelian

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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2011, 07:56:32 AM »
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Aug-31-11 10:01 PM
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38. He is the ****ing president of the ****ing united ****ing states.

The most powerful man in the world.

And he gets slapped around by an orange skinned, chain smoking ****wad.

At least that's good enough for openers.

He may be the most powerful man in the world, but the Constitution mandates separation of powers and so Congress controls its own agenda...

It sometimes tires me that a foreigner needs to explain basic principles of the U.S. Constitution to the DUmp.
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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2011, 08:14:19 AM »
Any word if NBC will delay the season opener of football to carry the speech next Thursday? :???:
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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2011, 08:23:03 AM »
Aristotlian, public schools hardly teach civics anymore.  My only hope is that the DUmmies pick up some by osmosis just from lurking here. 

Over at the DUmp,

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mrmpa  (622 posts)        Wed Aug-31-11 06:54 PM
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30. 202-456-1111-The White House's Comment Line, call it and  
 call it often, Monday - Friday 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tell him not to move his speech. He is the President, those repug clowns AREN'T.
That's a brilliant strategy.  That line is busy.  Always.  bzzz bzzz bzzz bzzz.  DUAC!  

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plumbob  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-01-11 05:34 AM
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68. Believe I would reply, "The Republican candidates obviously care
 more about raising their individual profiles than about working on jobs, my speech topic."

I believe that line might resonate a bit myself.
 Listening to lord zero drone on and on, blah blah blah, is "working on jobs?"  No, it's not.  
Plumbob, your reply would get you laughed out of the room.  "My speech topic."   :lmao:

This newbie tries to coin one of the cutesy "insult" words, and f's it up:

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penndragon69 (393 posts)      Thu Sep-01-11 05:34 AM
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58. **** you Bonner...
 you TEAvangelicle FREAK !
Trying to combine tea and icicles, or something.  And what's with the Bonner?  I can see them trying to be funny and spelling it Boner, but Bonner?  

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Mz Pip  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-01-11 05:34 AM
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74. Boo Hoo
 Obama is PResident. He can pre-empt whoever and whatever he damn well pleases.

 
 No, he doesn't.  

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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2011, 08:31:58 AM »
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mrmpa  (622 posts)        Wed Aug-31-11 06:54 PM
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30. 202-456-1111-The White House's Comment Line, call it and 
 call it often, Monday - Friday 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tell him not to move his speech. He is the President, those repug clowns AREN'T.


Suck it DUmmy, the One already moved it to Thursday the 8th.

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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2011, 09:07:29 AM »
When a know nothin do nothing takes power and brings a bunch of other know nothing do nothings with him, there's bound to be mistakes made...and more mistakes...and more mistakes...and more mistakes...KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GUYS

 :lmao:May Allah allow the mistakes to continue and get worse until nov. 2012.
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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2011, 09:30:42 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 31, 2011, 09:31:35 PM
All that anger and the thread is only at +1 recs?

Sweet!  StinkyDUde REALLY hates unrecs.

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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2011, 09:34:07 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 01, 2011, 09:30:42 AM
Sweet!  StinkyDUde REALLY hates unrecs.

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I'm sure that moles, or double agents, are working their little fingers off right now . . .  :yahoo:
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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2011, 09:39:11 AM »
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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2011, 10:31:56 AM »
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Aug-31-11 10:01 PM
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38. He is the ****ing president of the ****ing united ****ing states.

The most powerful man in the world.

And he gets slapped around by an orange skinned, chain smoking ****wad.

Stanky stumbled upon something those of us who actually appreciate and want US Constitutional Law followed to the letter know to be a fact:  No matter how powerful one man is, he does not hold all of the power; just as our Founding Fathers intended.

Blind squirrel, broken clock, etc.

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At least that's good enough for openers.

Hussein gets smacked around by everyone who lives in the real world, dude. 

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Mz Pip  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-01-11 05:34 AM
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74. Boo Hoo
 Obama is PResident. He can pre-empt whoever and whatever he damn well pleases.

Uh, no, DUmbass, he can't.  Thankfully, Speaker Boehner (bless his crybaby heart) had enough spine run up his backside by the voters to tell the wannabe boy king to jam his summons up his glutial cleft.

I know it may be hard for your tiny mind to comprehend but the decent and civilized people of the good ol' US of A do not want a king.  You might, but we don't.

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plumbob  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-01-11 05:34 AM
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68. Believe I would reply, "The Republican candidates obviously care
 more about raising their individual profiles than about working on jobs, my speech topic."

I believe that line might resonate a bit myself.

Yeah, because it's not like we haven't heard it all before....   :whatever:

Sorry, DUmmie, but the laser-like train left the station a long time ago.  This speech, just like all of the rest of them, is going to be nothing but hot air and empty words - ie a waste of time.  But, at least hussein will be doing what he knows how to do best - run his yap.
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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2011, 11:25:59 AM »
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plumbob  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-01-11 05:34 AM
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68. Believe I would reply, "The Republican candidates obviously care
 more about raising their individual profiles than about working on jobs, my speech topic."

I believe that line might resonate a bit myself.
I believe "Well? Why did he take a ****ing vacation if is proposal is so ****ing important?" would resonate better.
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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2011, 01:29:20 PM »
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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2011, 01:34:06 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 31, 2011, 09:30:21 PM
He totally did it on purpose.
and it backed fired. the general public see's the gimmickry and is disgusted by it. only the DUmmies are giving obummer the reaction he was hoping for form everyone.
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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2011, 01:47:34 PM »
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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2011, 01:48:35 PM »
And the winner of the "Smoke Summit".....
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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #39 on: September 01, 2011, 01:51:52 PM »
I think we've just been treated to the worst photoshops in the history of digital files.
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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2011, 02:54:24 PM »
Yeah, I was gonna say....those were pretty darn bad.   :rofl:
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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #41 on: September 01, 2011, 07:20:01 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 01, 2011, 01:29:20 PM


If you did that photoshop you deserve 1,000 H5s.   Nicely done sir!!!! 

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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #42 on: September 01, 2011, 07:22:44 PM »
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If you did that photoshop you deserve 1,000 H5s.   Nicely done sir!!!! 
PJ Gladnick found it and posted it on the DUmmie FUnnies Facebook page yesterday.
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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #43 on: September 01, 2011, 07:23:19 PM »
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Speaking of berserk, check out Vinnie:

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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #44 on: September 01, 2011, 07:24:52 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 01, 2011, 01:51:52 PM
I think we've just been treated to the worst photoshops in the history of digital files.
I always thought Pedro Picasso held that honor or horror.
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Re: DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Boehner Bumping Obama Speech
« Reply #45 on: September 01, 2011, 07:54:30 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 01, 2011, 01:29:20 PM
Boehner must be pissed at Cheney. It looks like his head is about to explode.
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