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Offline FreeBorn

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Is That A Snake In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
« on: August 24, 2011, 11:38:29 PM »
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Re: Is That A Snake In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2011, 06:06:55 AM »
Now with added mugshot


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Trousersnake: Eric Fiegel put the albino boa contrictors into the pockets of his shorts and left without paying

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/873570-thief-arrested-for-smuggling-snakes-down-his-shorts#ixzz1W8FaRBaM
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Re: Is That A Snake In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2011, 07:42:09 AM »
Quote from: bijou on August 26, 2011, 06:06:55 AM
Now with added mugshot


Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/873570-thief-arrested-for-smuggling-snakes-down-his-shorts#ixzz1W8FaRBaM


I see nothing wrong with this, the mug shot shows a young man who is an orphan.  No Mom or dad to tackle the lout and cut his hair, throw him out of the house and stop supporting him.

No family to love him enough to whack the kid on the head and tell him to straighten out.

What is one to do when there is no tough love or discipline in ones life???    This man did what he had to do under the circumstances, I am sure he is not alone.  He headed for a pet shop, stuffed snakes down his pants and resold them.

At least he was smarter then the people that in his place in life stuff live crabs or lobsters in their shorts.
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Re: Is That A Snake In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2011, 10:46:34 AM »
 
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smarter then the people that in his place in life stuff live crabs or lobsters in their shorts.




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Re: Is That A Snake In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2011, 11:22:42 AM »
nothing like a slithering serpent  :naughty:
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Re: Is That A Snake In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2011, 12:16:16 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 26, 2011, 11:22:42 AM
nothing like a slithering serpent  :naughty:

Oh my.

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“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

If you want a gender neutral bathroom, go pee in the forest.

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Re: Is That A Snake In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2011, 01:09:22 PM »
Guess boas don't live in dark holes?
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: Is That A Snake In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2011, 02:14:52 PM »
Quote from: debk on August 26, 2011, 01:09:22 PM
Guess boas don't live in dark holes?

no, it's too constricting  :rimshot:
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Re: Is That A Snake In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2011, 03:09:02 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 26, 2011, 02:14:52 PM
no, it's too constricting  :rimshot:


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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
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