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Offline franksolich

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Re: gigantic primitive suffers from loose buttocks
« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2011, 01:28:46 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on August 25, 2011, 01:14:00 PM
Sure, but he'd probably have to put some extra effort in to really benefit and we know he wouldn't. For example, he would have to offer to take the bags up the STAIRS rather then elevator or use his own strength rather then those push carts to bring bags in. I hardly doubt LVL has the creativity when it comes to physical labor or exercise to pair the two together as one to get the optimum benefit.

Yeah, that's something I mention a lot in real life when people start going to pot.

It's been years, but I once had a government desk-job.  That I was going to seed wasn't the only reason I left, but it was a pretty major reason.  I left there, and went to work bending 12' length 3" diameter 380-pound steel pipes into posts for basketball backboards.  It was a great job (not to mention I was making slightly more money).

(Actually, it was quite a sight, watching tall and thin me at one end, and a non-English-speaking near-dwarf eastern European immigrant at the other end.)

Happy are those who can mix physical conditioning in with their jobs; it's great.
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Re: gigantic primitive suffers from loose buttocks
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2011, 01:40:30 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on August 25, 2011, 12:46:29 PM
The reason he's hitting a plateau is because he's getting no freaking protein. Carbs, especially starchy ones like rice and potatoes turns to glucose so the body can use it for fuel. If it's not needed immediately (and it wouldn't with all the fat reserves he has) it's stored as more fat. Good proteins (fish, chicken) and lots of water are the two most important things you can do if you want to lose weight. Even certain fats, like olive oil, the fat in salmon, flax, peanut butter, almonds are better for someone trying to lose weight than potatoes, rice, and noodles. Proteins also help maintain your muscle which is vital for someone like Sir Giganto. The more muscle you have the faster your metabolic rate. Cutting down on your carbs forces your body to use stored energy. The FDA has protein and fat requirements way too low but then the government is usually 10 steps behind current science. He'd also find his skin heals faster and doesn't get as many sores if he had enough protein for cell growth. His body is in survival mode. Atkins works for a reason.

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Fully agree.  Also, both protein and fat make you feel full longer than carbohydrates so he would be looking at a more pleasant weight loss experience.  If he simply added some protein and healthy fats to his meals he could make them about the same caloric value, but feel more satisfied and probably lose weight more easily.
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Re: gigantic primitive suffers from loose buttocks
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2011, 01:41:22 PM »
ERASMUS, CALLING ERASMUS BACK.


What the hell is that thing? 
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Re: gigantic primitive suffers from loose buttocks
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2011, 01:45:40 PM »
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I still think "hotel bellboy," the gigantic primitive wearing one of those cute red suits and a cute red cap
Agreed. And the little cap should have an elastic chin strap, like the little guy who used to "Call for Philip Morris!"


He still needs to get shoes for those walrus flippers he walks on.
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Re: gigantic primitive suffers from loose buttocks
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2011, 01:49:00 PM »
He needs to get some Miconazole for that skin thing he has.  Yeast is growing from the sweat and skin flaps.  He's making bread over there.

Generic brand at any store is cheap.
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Re: gigantic primitive suffers from loose buttocks
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2011, 02:00:22 PM »
I was literally eating my peas (like Obama told me) when I read this ( I cooked some frozen peas, added real butter and a lot of pepper) and his TMI stuff made me unhungry. :puke:
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Re: gigantic primitive suffers from loose buttocks
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2011, 02:02:17 PM »
Quote from: Karin on August 25, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
ERASMUS, CALLING ERASMUS BACK.


What the hell is that thing? 

I think it is a sick bear in a zoo that had lost a lot of hair  :(
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Re: gigantic primitive suffers from loose buttocks
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2011, 03:41:06 PM »
Oh, that's terrible.  Thanks for the reply. 

BEG, why are you cavorting with the devil, eating those? 
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Re: gigantic primitive suffers from loose buttocks
« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2011, 07:31:36 PM »
Quote from: Karin on August 25, 2011, 08:50:44 AM
Peanut Butter Pandemonium...isn't that a Stewart's flavor?

Yes, it is--one of the Flavors of the Week this week.
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Re: gigantic primitive suffers from loose buttocks
« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2011, 08:03:28 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 24, 2011, 05:07:02 PM
Fatty should look on the bright side: He is now a skinny man in a fat mans skin. He can slide 3 feet either way without ever having to lift his butt off the couch....which is probably what is causing the problem.

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Re: gigantic primitive suffers from loose buttocks
« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2011, 08:50:09 PM »
Quote from: Karin on August 25, 2011, 03:41:06 PM
Oh, that's terrible.  Thanks for the reply. 

BEG, why are you cavorting with the devil, eating those? 

I actually eat them frequently for lunch. I microwave one of those steam in the bag kind. No one else likes peas in my family so the only time I eat them is when I'm by myself. I hate canned peas though.
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Re: gigantic primitive suffers from loose buttocks
« Reply #36 on: August 26, 2011, 02:11:34 PM »
Quote from: BEG on August 25, 2011, 08:50:09 PM
I actually eat them frequently for lunch. I microwave one of those steam in the bag kind. No one else likes peas in my family so the only time I eat them is when I'm by myself. I hate canned peas though.

No one else will eat peas in my house, either, so I will make them for myself.  I love those steam bag vegetables. 
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Re: gigantic primitive suffers from loose buttocks
« Reply #37 on: August 26, 2011, 05:27:35 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on August 26, 2011, 02:11:34 PM
No one else will eat peas in my house, either, so I will make them for myself.  I love those steam bag vegetables. 

When I'm finally in Austin we can plan to have lunch at each others house and have frozen peas. :)
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Re: gigantic primitive suffers from loose buttocks
« Reply #38 on: August 26, 2011, 05:54:50 PM »
Quote from: BEG on August 26, 2011, 05:27:35 PM
When I'm finally in Austin we can plan to have lunch at each others house and have frozen peas. :)


Yummy! 
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Re: gigantic primitive suffers from loose buttocks
« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2011, 06:04:04 PM »
Last time I had "loose" buttocks, I crapped my pants. :whatever:
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