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Offline Wineslob

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #125 on: September 08, 2011, 10:45:08 AM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on September 07, 2011, 09:34:20 PM
No matter what you name him, most often you will just be calling him "cat" because that is just the way it is.


Better than "Asshole".
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #126 on: September 08, 2011, 02:07:38 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 08, 2011, 10:45:08 AM

Better than "Asshole".

I dunno. At least with "Asshole" you KNOW what he's all about. With cats, you can't really tell. The little bastard can be plotting your death or he could be contemplating the backs of his paws.  :shrug:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #127 on: September 08, 2011, 02:29:17 PM »
Chris, have you posted a pic of the little kitteh yet? :tongue:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #128 on: September 08, 2011, 02:35:31 PM »
No, but he looks like this.

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #129 on: September 08, 2011, 04:11:21 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on September 08, 2011, 02:07:38 PM
I dunno. At least with "Asshole" you KNOW what he's all about. With cats, you can't really tell. The little bastard can be plotting your death or he could be contemplating the backs of his paws.  :shrug:

Well, just don't call him asshole, one more time........
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #130 on: September 08, 2011, 05:20:53 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 08, 2011, 02:35:31 PM
No, but he looks like this.





awwww.....

You could call him Tigger.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #131 on: September 08, 2011, 05:31:22 PM »
Uncle Omar   :p
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #132 on: September 08, 2011, 07:33:05 PM »
This cat has serious behavior problems.  It will brush up against me but if I try to touch it, it gets mad and tries to bat or claw at me.  It's been almost three weeks and we have made very little progress.

It's still not insane like the feral cat an old roomate picked up.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #133 on: September 08, 2011, 07:38:16 PM »
I am not food.  Stop trying to eat my hand.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #134 on: September 08, 2011, 07:42:27 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 08, 2011, 07:38:16 PM
I am not food.  Stop trying to eat my hand.

Do you have any toy tat you can hold and play with him?
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #135 on: September 08, 2011, 09:00:26 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 08, 2011, 07:33:05 PM
This cat has serious behavior problems.  It will brush up against me but if I try to touch it, it gets mad and tries to bat or claw at me.  It's been almost three weeks and we have made very little progress.

It's still not insane like the feral cat an old roomate picked up.
Unless he is hissing at you, he is not mad, but wanting to play. You need to seriously get some cat toys for the little guy...
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #136 on: September 09, 2011, 03:20:02 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 08, 2011, 07:42:27 PM
Do you have any toy tat you can hold and play with him?


A cheap pen laser will work wonders.......
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #137 on: September 09, 2011, 03:27:31 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 08, 2011, 07:38:16 PM
I am not food.  Stop trying to eat my hand.


He wants attention. Let him crawl up next to you, and scratch him gently on his side. Cats don't like to have you come directly at their heads with your hand, unless they are very used to it. Your little guy isn't yet.

Brushing up against your legs is his way of "greeting" you or wanting your attention. So is turning his rear end toward you and/or having his tail quiver. The tail quiver means he's really happy to see you.

Out of our 3, only one likes to be picked up and held, and she prefers to be held against chest and shoulder just like a baby. The other two, prefer to crawl up onto us, and then attach like slugs....but it needs to be their idea.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #138 on: September 09, 2011, 03:32:40 PM »
I also have an idea, deb.

Never mind.......
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #139 on: September 09, 2011, 04:10:21 PM »
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So is turning his rear end toward you and/or having his tail quiver. The tail quiver means he's really happy to see you


The last time I saw that, the cat pissed on the wall.  :panic:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #140 on: September 09, 2011, 05:22:56 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 09, 2011, 04:10:21 PM

The last time I saw that, the cat pissed on the wall.  :panic:


I have female cats.....

They don't do "rude" things.  :tongue:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #141 on: September 09, 2011, 08:51:52 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 09, 2011, 04:10:21 PM

The last time I saw that, the cat pissed on the wall.  :panic:
i would rather Jingles piss on the wall than present me with a dead mouse...ugga!!
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #142 on: September 10, 2011, 12:50:50 AM »
This cat is ****ing retarded.  It saw its reflection in a mirror I had on the floor and started running head-first into said mirror.  Stupid-ass.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #143 on: September 10, 2011, 07:09:47 AM »
Wow.  Upthread you are giving advise to yourself about how to handle your cat.  Wicked Gnarly dude.   :rotf:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #144 on: September 10, 2011, 07:32:30 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 10, 2011, 12:50:50 AM
This cat is ****ing retarded.  It saw its reflection in a mirror I had on the floor and started running head-first into said mirror.  Stupid-ass.

all kittens do that...it's part of the entertainment value!
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #145 on: September 10, 2011, 08:14:03 PM »
I'm very late to this thread - name him Grady. 

My cats always love it when I lay on the floor.  They will come up to me and try to play.  Of course, your little guy sounds like he might take advantage of the situation and rip your nose off. 
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #146 on: September 10, 2011, 08:34:57 PM »
I think this thing is in heat, which is why he's being so annoying.  I haven't had a chance to take him to the vet yet.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #147 on: September 10, 2011, 08:49:09 PM »
Quote from: Chris on September 10, 2011, 08:34:57 PM
I think this thing is in heat, which is why he's being so annoying.  I haven't had a chance to take him to the vet yet.

If HE is in heat, he is a SHE.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #148 on: September 10, 2011, 09:02:17 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on September 10, 2011, 08:49:09 PM
If HE is in heat, he is a SHE.
I'm not going down there for a closer look.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #149 on: September 10, 2011, 09:06:24 PM »
Quote from: Chris on September 10, 2011, 09:02:17 PM
I'm not going down there for a closer look.
You are still me here, but You said the kitten is not very old!! So if he is a she, she is too young to go into heat.
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