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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #25 on: August 14, 2011, 04:44:03 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 14, 2011, 03:56:41 PM
When I saw the title, I thought the same thing.

He won't be the first.

No he wont --

There have been a handful of primitives who felt empowered enough by DU to run for office. As far as I know, all of them smashed their campaigns into the ground with the same bravado as Martha Coakley when she managed to torpedo her own campaign against Scott Brown. Hindenburg, meet the Titanic...

As a matter of fact, here is a commemorative postcard from the occasion...
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2011, 05:28:11 AM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on August 14, 2011, 11:32:20 AM


Has ANY DUmpmonkey ever won an election?
Are we counting "Most likely to live in their mother's basement surrounded by empty cheeto's bags and pizza boxes" count?
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2011, 05:44:17 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 14, 2011, 01:17:30 PM
Whoa.

That's Sarpy, not Douglas, County.

Right south of Omaha, where Offutt Air Force Base is.

Sarpy's the third-largest county in Nebraska, after Douglas (Omaha) and Lancaster (Lincoln).

I don't know any political personages from Sarpy County, but I suspect this could be even more interesting than if my fellow Nebraskan were running for something in Omaha.

Right by an active duty military base?   Yeah riiiiiight Steve and Marta, you don't have a prayer.   Shame the military brainwashes its personnel to become loyal GOP members.    Good luck with that.

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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2011, 09:26:32 AM »
Quote from: formerlurker on August 14, 2011, 01:01:38 PM
We are givers that way.    :cheersmate:

We are, aren't we?

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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2011, 09:32:30 AM »
A quick hit from google:

http://www.flamesrising.com/author/steven-dawes/

Weird fella.... :popcorn:
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2011, 09:34:22 AM »
Huh.  I guess those horrible paperback fantasy books that sell for 99 cents at McKays Used Books does have an audience of sorts.
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2011, 09:57:55 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 15, 2011, 09:32:30 AM
A quick hit from google:

http://www.flamesrising.com/author/steven-dawes/

Weird fella.... :popcorn:

Certainly seems to have a lot of time on his hands.
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2011, 10:38:43 AM »
Sending this site to his political opponent would be enough to shelf his campaign.

http://www.wsws.org/articles/2011/mar2011/dawe-m30.shtml
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2011, 10:42:59 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 15, 2011, 10:38:43 AM
Sending this site to his political opponent would be enough to shelf his campaign.

http://www.wsws.org/articles/2011/mar2011/dawe-m30.shtml

Heh.  I kind of half expected there to be a DU-type slobbering response...something like "It's all ChimpyMcBusHitler's fault".
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2011, 10:54:06 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 15, 2011, 10:38:43 AM
Sending this site to his political opponent would be enough to shelf his campaign.

http://www.wsws.org/articles/2011/mar2011/dawe-m30.shtml

That's a funny site!  They sure loooooves them some Leon Trotsky.
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2011, 12:17:23 PM »
His style of review is extremely irritating.  Just tell me what the book is about and what you liked/didn't like about it.  He bloviates, using "I" an awful lot. 

"I picked up this book and was reminded of my college roommate.  During the second semester, blah blah blah..."
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2011, 02:09:03 PM »
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Has ANY DUmpmonkey ever won an election?
Aside from DUmmy of the Year, no.
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2011, 03:40:16 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 15, 2011, 10:38:43 AM
Sending this site to his political opponent would be enough to shelf his campaign.

http://www.wsws.org/articles/2011/mar2011/dawe-m30.shtml

Oooops looks like Steve's campain has hit the iceburg.
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2011, 04:05:07 PM »
Steve needs to be proactive and explain to the people in the district why he has correspondence with the owner of a site that features a picture of Karl Marx.

I suspect his wife will decide against running for public office shortly. Announcement forthcoming.
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #39 on: August 15, 2011, 05:31:33 PM »
DUmmy Steve needs to have a chat with walldude and cali.

I doubt even hiring coach as a campaign manager would help his chances.
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #40 on: August 15, 2011, 05:35:13 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 15, 2011, 09:32:30 AM
A quick hit from google:

http://www.flamesrising.com/author/steven-dawes/

Weird fella.... :popcorn:

Yeah, he is, isn't he.

Because he's my fellow Nebraskan, he's one of mine, and I have to claim him.

But he's weird.
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #41 on: August 15, 2011, 06:53:03 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 15, 2011, 05:35:13 PM
Yeah, he is, isn't he.

Because he's my fellow Nebraskan, he's one of mine, and I have to claim him.

But he's weird.
You know, DUmmy Steve is sooo weird, he may want to take you up on the offer to manage his campaign. He'll need a way to get in touch.

You should publish your Mary Baker Eddy, or Margaret Chase Smith, or whatever the hell that e-mail address is that you use for correspondence with
Skimmer. DUmbass Steve may want it.
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #42 on: August 16, 2011, 07:27:42 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 15, 2011, 05:35:13 PM
Because he's my fellow Nebraskan, he's one of mine, and I have to claim him.

Coach, using that logic, because Schumer and Weiner are New Yorkers, the following have to claim them:

Karin, Carl, catsmtrods, and I. :o :banghead: :bawl: :censored:

I know I left a couple of you New Yorkers out. 
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #43 on: August 16, 2011, 08:40:13 AM »
FreeBorn as well.  I can't believe some of the asshats we have to claim.  Judging by her accent, we have to claim Debbie Blabbermouth.  Then again, you Florida people out there have Alan Grayson. 
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Re: Omaha Steve announces his candidacy
« Reply #44 on: August 16, 2011, 09:51:26 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 16, 2011, 07:27:42 AM
Coach, using that logic, because Schumer and Weiner are New Yorkers, the following have to claim them:

Karin, Carl, catsmtrods, and I. :o :banghead: :bawl: :censored:

I know I left a couple of you New Yorkers out. 

Sorry, but I don't claim anyone I am not responsable for. I hate Tom Harkin and could care less if the SOB was on fire for instance.
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