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Offline CG6468

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Quote from Grandpa
« on: August 13, 2011, 06:21:09 PM »
QUOTE FROM GRANDPA:
 
"I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and vodka into urine.
 
Then I piss on a photo of Obama!

I do it every day and I really enjoy it."
 
Gtandpa is an inspiration to us all.
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Re: Quote from Grandpa
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2011, 02:19:32 AM »
Grandpa once told me: "Son, never date a woman with Big hands...


Makes your dick look small"

I told that one to my cousin Dave, he damn near wrecked the truck and killed us. He was completely flabbergasted. "Grandpa said that?!"
"No, stupid, it is a JOKE..."
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