This thread's from over the weekend, but wait a minute, wait a minute. Battlehymn, tell us more about your relative-in-law. What's his DU name? It sounds like something Taverner might do while drunk.
Too f'ing funny.
It's not Taverner. Since I am a known political quantity, I wouldn't be able to bring up the DU as a home to this person, in a good political light. I am pulling on strings and fiddling with knobs to have someone
else suggest the DUmp as a home for this person, though. And, since he uses the same handle to sign up for
everything online, I'll be right there when he does.

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Also, I can attest from firsthand experience that he would make a great fit for the island; since DUmmies lie, all the time.
I bumped into him inadvertently on another forum long before finding out who he was (sometimes, it is a small world out there). Since I was privy to inside knowledge about this person, and knew they were telling flat out lies, I was able to hang them out to dry easily. He left, and never showed back up to post again.