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Offline thundley4

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Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2011, 02:57:30 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 11, 2011, 02:28:03 PM
I was talking a plumber the other day about low flow toilets. He says the new ones work just fine. Some toilet manufacturer increased the diameter of the out flow pipe by 1/2" and the problem was solved. He says you can flush a bunch of golf balls down it with no problem..but besides Obama, who shits golf balls?

I put in a new "throne" this year, a Kohler, and have no problem with the flushing, but the water level in the bowl is minimal.
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Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2011, 07:41:02 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on August 11, 2011, 04:38:24 AM
A wise man (my Dad) once told me you weren't a man until/unless you've urinated off the back porch/deck of your own house.  I do it all the time.

Dad did get very irritated with me for doing the same thing off a hotel balcony, but I was only 5 at the time.   :lmao:



Wuss. Me and older brother perky would piss out the second story window cause we was too lazy to go downstairs... until the morning brother perky pissed on old man perky, who was getting the morning paper... which the paperboy happened to have landed under the window brother perky was pissing out of.

Man oh man was dad pissed off cause he was pissed on. Now that was an ass busting to remember. I was just glad it wasn't me!!!

Never pissed out the window after that.   :-) :-)

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Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2011, 07:58:45 PM »
Reminds me of that postcard from the kid on his family vacation to the Grand Canyon: "Today, I peed a mile."
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Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2011, 08:14:08 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on August 11, 2011, 07:41:02 PM
Wuss. Me and older brother perky would piss out the second story window cause we was too lazy to go downstairs... until the morning brother perky pissed on old man perky, who was getting the morning paper... which the paperboy happened to have landed under the window brother perky was pissing out of.

Man oh man was dad pissed off cause he was pissed on. Now that was an ass busting to remember. I was just glad it wasn't me!!!

Never pissed out the window after that.   :-) :-)



Confucius say:  "It's much better to be pissed off, than pissed on."   :rotf:
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Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2011, 11:52:16 PM »
When you're as full as shit as a DUmmie, it takes a couple pumps of the handle.
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Re: primitives discuss low-flush commodes
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2011, 06:34:07 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on August 11, 2011, 08:14:08 PM
Confucius say:  "It's much better to be pissed off, than pissed on."   :rotf:

LOL!!! I think the "off" follows the "on"!!!   :rotf: :rotf: 
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