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I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« on: August 06, 2011, 09:05:07 PM »
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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat Aug-06-11 09:42 PM
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I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear from the U.S....
   
including right wingers posing as 'centrists' and 'Libertarians.' No one knows where they have gone. In truth, they have been beamed up by aliens.

What would happen next...

1) In the U.S.;
2) In the world;
3) And what do the aliens want them for?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1681242

Ok I shall play,
1 All the moonbats would party and within a few weeks all be starving to death because there is no one left to do any of the work required to supply food. The entire population of the USA that is left would all be found dead in front of their big screen tee vees with hands held wide open waiting to be filled.
2 Terrorists would have a much easier job, since most of the US military would be gone.
3 They want to take us to a planet where things make sense.

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9. Perchance to dream .....
   
A world without greedheads or wingnuts would be paradise enough.

Yeah earth will be a real paradise full of people who think that hard work is beneath them. Nothing will get done.

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Journeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat Aug-06-11 09:59 PM
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16. What would happen next? Easy: "And everyone lived happier ever after". . .

For about 2 or 3 days. Then all the dope will be smoked and there won't be anymore Cheetos, and you will be screwed.

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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disapp
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2011, 09:08:38 PM »
There was already a book written about that, though it's more of a non-fiction.

We call it The Revelation, and in it, you will receive everything that you ever wanted...and everything you deserve.
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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2011, 09:13:26 PM »
They already wrote that one.

1930s Soviet Russia. Vol 1.

1950s Red China. Vol 2.

1960-Now North Korea. Vol 3.
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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2011, 09:16:12 PM »
Hopefully, we're gone just long enough for the moonbat apocalypse to be completed.
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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2011, 12:30:18 AM »
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19. Answers
   
a) 0% unemployment, campaign finance and economic reform, and a sudden lack of new Bruce Willis movies.

b) Nations start hating us a lot less.

c) Sweatshop labor. Free market, free trade, labor arbitrage, etc.

DUmmies promised us that all we had to do was replace President Bush with Sir Golfsalot and the world was going to start loving us.  Reality is that everybody that hated us before, still hates us.  Not only that, they fear and respect us less.  And our traditional allies probably don't trust us.  And who can blame them? 
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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2011, 07:35:32 AM »
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I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book.

You're being redundant and also repeating yourself too.

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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2011, 08:06:55 AM »
The drop in tax revenue would be catastrophic.
The cuts to various entitlement programs would be huge.
Stupid Sarah didn't think of that.
I doubt stupid Sarah thinks at all.
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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2011, 08:19:17 AM »
Ever check the Sky's in the fall when the ducks fly over to emigrate to winter home.??

We see a > shape, a leader bird in front and all others following.     Humans also need a leader to show us the way for our society.

So if the liberals are all that is left, everyone does their own thing, some of these liberals will have to become leaders-------become Conservative and  the cycle will repeat itself.

If all that are left are the Conservatives, then that will not work, may as well live a Muslim life style.

For society to run well we need both Liberal and Conservatives to keep a check on each other.

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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2011, 08:26:41 AM »
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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat Aug-06-11 09:42 PM
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I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear from the U.S....
   

Wouldn't that include her boyfriend?

If that were to happen, she couldn't expect to continue her gold digging ways with only DUmmies available. She would have to get a job to support them.
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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2011, 08:38:13 AM »
Judging from what we've seen of her writing and critical thinking skills in her posts, I don't think she'll be getting a job to keep herself fed in that case, but she'd probably have to give quite a few.
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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disapp
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2011, 08:57:49 AM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on August 06, 2011, 09:08:38 PM
There was already a book written about that, though it's more of a non-fiction.

We call it The Revelation, and in it, you will receive everything that you ever wanted...and everything you deserve.

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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2011, 11:32:37 AM »
More and more I'm thinking they should be thankfull that things are not run more like the Klingon Empire. There would be no place for DUmmies that is for certain.
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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disapp
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2011, 12:01:01 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on August 07, 2011, 11:32:37 AM
More and more I'm thinking they should be thankfull that things are not run more like the Klingon Empire. There would be no place for DUmmies that is for certain.
If so, they would be the Tribbles, except for the whole reproduction thing.
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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2011, 12:20:00 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 07, 2011, 08:26:41 AM
Wouldn't that include her boyfriend?
I think that's the whole point of her fantasy. Like countless men before him, he sampled her wares, found them to be inferior, and moved on.

The fury of scorned women, as well as those wallduded (Raven), is legendary. I'm sure Sarah Imaboobi's rage is Lorena Bobbittesque, but she'll never again have her hands on that particular target.

And it's really hilarious that she doesn't know what "sci-fi" means.
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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2011, 03:25:33 PM »
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38. Okay, here are a few criteria the aliens might use:
   
1) Degree of conscience (or near-absence of it);
2) Ever-present desire to have an enemy versus a desire to help;
3) A need to blame the suffering for their circumstances;
4) A love of symbols of patriotism for country, but an almost complete disregard for whether or not the citizens of the country are suffering;
5) A feeling that punishment is vital, necessary and good;
6) A near-worship of authoritarian figures, particular those who believe in meting out punishment...

There are oodles more, but how's that for a start?

It seems to me her criteria does a better job of describing lefties. Working from my own example:

1) I have a conscience. I want everyone to have a clean safe place to live and adequate food to eat. That requires a strong vibrant economy. And a strong vibrant economy requires the CONSTANT creation of wealth. They have the delusion that wealth is a static thing - now that the mean nasty capitalists have created it, it can be redistributed with 100% efficiency, and it will never decay. Wealth is not a dollar figure. Wealth is about the ability to provide for the physical needs and desires of people.

2) What is the thread about? DU is ALL ABOUT enemies - Repugs, Rethugs, Tea Baggers, how many more "nasty" names do they throw at people who don't tow the left line?

3) I've been unemployed. I've even lived in a homeless shelter. When I want to find who put me in that situation, I go to the mirror. Leftists can't stop blaming every non-failure for their failure.

4) Yes, I respect the flag and symbols of my nation, without shame. And in regard for my feelings for the suffering? See point #1.

5) Yes, punishment for destructive behavior is necessary. It is not something to be enjoyed, but human nature, since the beginning of time, has made it vital that predators be removed for the protection of the frail and innocent.

6) Libertarians and libertarian-oriented individuals worship authority figures? Someone please get Sarah a freaking dictionary!
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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2011, 08:32:51 PM »
Did Sarah's boyfriend DUmp her yet???? :loser: :lmao:
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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2011, 09:02:47 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on August 07, 2011, 08:32:51 PM
Did Sarah's boyfriend DUmp her yet???? :loser: :lmao:

Since she no doubt has a DU bumpersticker on her ride, I only hope the poor sap does his due diligence and finds her trail of defamatory comments about him, ideally he will set her up for a dumping in the grand style and leave her enraged.
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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2011, 10:22:47 AM »
She sat by her own thread, breathlessly awaiting replies, hitting the refresh.  Her replies contain a lot of LOL!!  OMG!!  ROFL!! 
Dumb as a bag of hammers. 
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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2011, 10:30:30 AM »
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19. Answers
   
a) 0% unemployment, campaign finance and economic reform, and a sudden lack of new Bruce Willis movies.

b) Nations start hating us a lot less.

c) Sweatshop labor. Free market, free trade, labor arbitrage, etc.
I love it when liberals play make-believe. They're so cute.
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Re: I have an idea for a fiction sci-fi book. All right wingnuts suddenly disappear
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2011, 11:54:14 AM »
Hopefully the aliens would return us in 5 or 10 years, when all the Liberals would be extinct, either by their own hand in the ensuing purges or through simple incompetence and starvation.
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« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2011, 12:05:08 PM »
They've already written this book, it's called Dante's Inferno.
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« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2011, 12:16:37 PM »
Why do liberals paint people who support secession as such evil people?  It's what liberals want, secretly, short of sending all Christian conservatives to big gas-powered ovens.
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