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Offline JakeStyle

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DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« on: August 05, 2011, 06:19:05 PM »
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Aug-05-11 03:27 AM
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To quote the movie The Thing...
   
Edited on Fri Aug-05-11 04:18 AM by Forkboy
...you got to be ****ing kidding me.

My reply in this thread was removed...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

My reply was facts about hummingbirds, which is a damn sight more informative than the OP itself is. What rule does this violate? Is it likely to derail such an insightful OP? I'm all ears as to how this thread is what you want for DU.

So tell you what, I'll stop posting about famine and poverty and the environment, because clearly you guys prefer such witty and constructive OPs as this one. And besides, millions dying is so passe these days anyways, and doesn't drive up hits like a good flamewar does...

On edit, no need to reply, I'm out. You guys can wallow in the filth that you've let this place become. Have fun storming the castle!
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1. Question:
   
Was the thread about hummingbirds?

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2. I can only conclude that you feel that was an earnest attempt by the OP for constructive discussion
   
Which leads to my question: How far up your ass is your head so we can determine how long of a crowbar is needed to wedge it out?
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2011, 06:29:41 PM »
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2011, 06:33:18 PM »
Wow. Insulting Skimmer like that is going to put the homo DUmmy forkboy on coach's list for sure.

Now, assuming he doesn't get the granite pizza for calling a brass tack a brass tack,
we need an over/under on the queer DUmmy's return to the DUmp.

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So tell you what, I'll stop posting about famine and poverty and the environment
Now, that right there is a pretty devastating threat. Losing some queer's lunatic posts about famines will
shake the DUmp to its foundations. But DUmmy forkboy isn't going to have a whole parade of nitwits begging
him to stay, like cali did.

But forkboy's been around a long time, and like most swishy guys, he's an attention whore. My over/under on his return
is Sunday, 8/6.
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2011, 06:43:59 PM »
I give him only a 6.7 for that swan dive into the gravel pit...his entry angle was a little off and didn't make much of a splash.
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2011, 07:47:24 PM »
Porkedboy will need to pout a few days.
Return, 8/8.
Will probably post in the cooking forum. :-)
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2011, 09:48:17 PM »
Wasn't forkboy the DUmmy who scammed a new laptop from California Piggy?

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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2011, 10:05:52 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on August 05, 2011, 09:48:17 PM
Wasn't forkboy the DUmmy who scammed a new laptop from California Piggy?

I think that was MiddleFingerMom.
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2011, 05:35:40 AM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on August 05, 2011, 10:05:52 PM
I think that was MiddleFingerMom.

I think you are right, DUmmies are like clone troopers from Star Wars, you can't tell one from  another.  :-)
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2011, 09:15:23 AM »
One less gay drama queen at DU.  Once in a blue moon, ol' ForkBoy did have a lucid moment, though, so the collective IQ has dropped again.  That site has the most aggressively piss-poor moderation on the internet, it's like it was a long-running graduate psych experiment in putting authoritarian ideologues in charge and then observing the results.
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2011, 11:25:06 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 06, 2011, 09:15:23 AM
One less gay drama queen at DU.  Once in a blue moon, ol' ForkBoy did have a lucid moment, though, so the collective IQ has dropped again.  That site has the most aggressively piss-poor moderation on the internet, it's like it was a long-running graduate psych experiment in putting authoritarian ideologues in charge and then observing the results.
It was a DUmp thread about ol' Crazy Bernie, and the gayboy's reply got waxed because it discussed hummingbirds. If off-topic replies were held to such a draconian standard on this board, vestanumbers would never have seen the light of day. So...hmm.
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2011, 08:11:59 PM »
Impressive Forkboy. Most impressive. :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2011, 08:34:52 PM »
I rarely saw him post anything other than drive by snark anyway. Maybe they just got tired of his shit.
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2011, 01:11:19 AM »
Never really seen anyone "get up in Skammer's face" like that, so bravo on that, DUpe. Other than that...meh.
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2011, 09:59:08 AM »
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2011, 10:27:34 AM »
Quote from: RockMan on August 07, 2011, 09:59:08 AM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?
If you don't like it here, you can always return to DU.  Nobody asked you to join.

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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2011, 10:59:25 AM »
Quote from: RockMan on August 07, 2011, 09:59:08 AM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?
What you mean "we"?
Try to be honest.  The term "you", is more appropriate.
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2011, 11:10:45 AM »
Quote from: RockMan on August 07, 2011, 09:59:08 AM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?

As large as the internet is, I'm sure you can find a place that is just waiting for you to show up and tell them how to behave, but this isn't it.  Keep looking, and please, don't feel obligated to post about it here when you find those lucky, lucky bastards.
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2011, 11:25:17 AM »
Quote from: RockMan on August 07, 2011, 09:59:08 AM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?

So much for free speech.
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2011, 11:26:40 AM »
MineralMan is not very good at moling.  At least have the decency to use your DU name if you're going to post here.
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2011, 12:01:06 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 07, 2011, 11:26:40 AM
MineralMan is not very good at moling.  At least have the decency to use your DU name if you're going to post here.

Yeah and  :yawn:
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2011, 01:41:39 PM »
Quote from: RockMan on August 07, 2011, 09:59:08 AM
Is it really necessary to call Forkboy a homo, swishy, fag, and similar names? There was plenty of reason to drag that post over here without all the manly men calling him names. When do we start calling women bitches or ****s?

Why do you ask, ****? :fuelfire:
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2011, 03:28:02 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 07, 2011, 10:27:34 AM
If you don't like it here, you can always return to DU.  Nobody asked you to join.

Bitchslapped for complaining.

You can bitchslap me all you like, but the terms you use are the very terms the DUmmie types accuse you of using. it makes you look like their stereotype of you.
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2011, 03:42:39 PM »
Quote from: RockMan on August 07, 2011, 03:28:02 PM
You can bitchslap me all you like, but the terms you use are the very terms the DUmmie types accuse you of using. it makes you look like their stereotype of you.

When I give a flying **** about what some shitbird liberal thinks of me, I'll let you know.
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2011, 04:39:55 PM »
Forkboy:   Don't cry for me Argentina......
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I raise a fond and respectful toast to my longest-running rival, Forkboy.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1673167


The farewell thread.
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Re: DUmmy Forkboy pulls the plug on DU
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2011, 05:32:47 PM »
Quote from: RockMan on August 07, 2011, 03:28:02 PM
You can bitchslap me all you like, but the terms you use are the very terms the DUmmie types accuse you of using. it makes you look like their stereotype of you.

Since they can't mention us on their venomous and so-authoritarian-as-to-make-a-Robespierre-envious site, that sounds more like an opportunity than a problem.
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