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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #50 on: January 12, 2008, 07:59:18 PM »
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #51 on: January 12, 2008, 07:59:50 PM »
an awesome African Safari that took him to the outer limits of the Saharan Desert where he mingled with ....
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #52 on: January 12, 2008, 08:00:42 PM »
zebra's and...

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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #53 on: January 12, 2008, 08:08:25 PM »
wondering if they were black with white stripes or white with black and then his mind quickly drifted to....
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #54 on: January 12, 2008, 08:12:58 PM »
images of ladies in their delicates, that for some reason had been haunting his thoughts...

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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #55 on: January 12, 2008, 08:14:14 PM »
and the zebras were quickly dismissed in deference to....
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #56 on: January 12, 2008, 08:33:05 PM »
the glistening sweat that poured off the haunches of...




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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #57 on: January 12, 2008, 08:35:42 PM »
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #58 on: January 12, 2008, 08:35:50 PM »
the women volleyball players who just showed where...
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #59 on: January 12, 2008, 08:48:07 PM »
and how they bump, set and spike their balls...
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #60 on: January 12, 2008, 08:49:42 PM »
...as they dig and sweat in the warm, golden sands...
Let nothing trouble you,
Let nothing frighten you. 
All things are passing;
God never changes.
Patience attains all that it strives for.
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God alone suffices.
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #61 on: January 12, 2008, 08:52:46 PM »
displaying their goddess-like skills while mere mortals hastened to ...
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #62 on: January 12, 2008, 09:16:56 PM »
their every wish and desire yet it didn`t seem...

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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #63 on: January 12, 2008, 09:25:47 PM »
as if the bread would EVER finish rising in the pan...




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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #64 on: January 12, 2008, 10:32:17 PM »
.... even breadboy couldn't get it up....  :lmao:
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #65 on: January 12, 2008, 10:59:17 PM »
however after getting it up seven times he was tired

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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #66 on: January 12, 2008, 11:00:29 PM »
and was plagued by a recurring... yeast? .... infection...
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #67 on: January 12, 2008, 11:02:40 PM »
however it was nothing that a little Monostat couldn't resolve

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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #68 on: January 12, 2008, 11:04:12 PM »
when suddenly his mind wandered to lesser ailments like the time he....
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #69 on: January 12, 2008, 11:08:31 PM »
had a hangnail that hurt so bad when he

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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #70 on: January 12, 2008, 11:19:31 PM »
accepted that paper shufflin position at Acme Paper Shufflers, where he shuffled ... you got it... papers, but that wasn't nearly as bad as the time he had the flesh eating bacteria attack his lower....
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #71 on: January 12, 2008, 11:21:44 PM »

groin region.  but his outlook was somewhat happy since . . .

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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #72 on: January 12, 2008, 11:28:01 PM »
his groin was quite expansive and the nether regions were pretty well concealed from the outer regions ...  :hammer:
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #73 on: January 12, 2008, 11:30:41 PM »
his groin was quite expansive and the nether regions were pretty well concealed from the outer regions ...  :hammer:

 . . . .  her wetness was confusing to him . . . .

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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #74 on: January 12, 2008, 11:33:01 PM »
and yet, that was an essential defense mechanism she possessed, but be that as it may, WE decided to....
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