Did you know that Josef "Dr Death" Mengele suffered from horrible stomach pains when he died? True story: because he was so nervous of getting caught, he would chew his moustache and swallow the hair. Over time, this accumulated until eventually, he had huge gastric ulcers and the real funny part - the part that makes me laugh in glee - he couldn't see a doctor about it. You see, he might have been caught, so here he was, a doctor, knowing exactly what was going wrong, suffering horribly, and not being able to do a thing about it.
The dreaded mustache hair ulcer syndrome.
What bullshit. Countless DUmmies eat hair from the barbershop floor with no ill effects whatever.
