Author Topic: Faggot teacher and his black bird- It's all so magical- It's so maaahvalous (Read 7218 times)

Karin · « **Reply #25 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:57:43 PM »

Quote from: ScubaGuy on July 19, 2011, 06:25:55 AM

Yep they flew in with their little crow stretcher and flew her out.

Oh my God, that's what I get for skimming a story. I completely missed that. "Picked her up and flew her home?"

Anthropomorphizing animals is about as babyish as you can get.

Tucker · « **Reply #26 on:** July 19, 2011, 01:09:44 PM »

Quote from: Karin on July 19, 2011, 12:57:43 PM

Oh my God, that's what I get for skimming a story. I completely missed that. "Picked her up and flew her home?"

Anthropomorphizing animals is about as babyish as you can get.

Keep in mind that snoutpout, or whatever he calls himself, is a educator.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #27 on:** July 19, 2011, 01:16:27 PM »

Quote from: Tucker on July 19, 2011, 01:09:44 PM

Keep in mind that snoutpout, or whatever he calls himself, is a educator.

I'd like to hear his reaction if he ever watched his crows discover a nest of baby rabbits.

Tucker · « **Reply #28 on:** July 19, 2011, 01:23:45 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 19, 2011, 01:16:27 PM

I'd like to hear his reaction if he ever watched his crows discover a nest of baby rabbits.

The violence of nature is all made up rethug propaganda. In the real world, Lions lay with Lambs and Cats play with Dogs.

NHSparky · « **Reply #29 on:** July 19, 2011, 01:27:50 PM »

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You DUmmies (and vesta) really need to understand that the average Internet post needs to be read in less time than it took Booger to belch in Revenge of the Nerds.

miskie · « **Reply #30 on:** July 19, 2011, 02:24:01 PM »

Quote from: Tucker on July 19, 2011, 06:27:58 AM

I can't find any reference to that so it might be the 'Nine lives of Fritz the Cat". I've never seen that one.

Made in 74, that would put it in the era of pop culture creations such as "All in the Family".

Nine lives of Fritz the Cat -- yes, that's it --

zeitgeist · « **Reply #31 on:** July 19, 2011, 02:27:50 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 19, 2011, 01:16:27 PM

I'd like to hear his reaction if he ever watched his crows discover a nest of baby rabbits.

Inconsolable, babbling, choking back salty wet tears. And that is just Sgt. Snuggle Bunny, Ptarmigan maybe not so much.

PS I thought Crows were why God invented the .410, or maybe the .22, but a 12 ga?

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #32 on:** July 19, 2011, 03:02:47 PM »

Quote from: zeitgeist on July 19, 2011, 02:27:50 PM

Inconsolable, babbling, choking back salty wet tears. And that is just Sgt. Snuggle Bunny, Ptarmigan maybe not so much.

PS I thought Crows were why God invented the .410, or maybe the .22, but a 12 ga?

Well, unless you're DUmmy DUmoTex, you can't often hit a flying crow with a .22, even with high-explosive bullets.

The pellets in a .410 ga. shotgun hit every bit as hard as a 12 ga., but there are far fewer of them, so effective
range is drastically reduced by the thin patterns.

When I hunted crows, I used 1 1/4 oz. of #7 1/2 pellets. A .410 load would typically be a half-ounce. At typical ranges,
there are lots of crow-sized gaps in the .410 shot pattern.

zeitgeist · « **Reply #33 on:** July 19, 2011, 06:34:46 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 19, 2011, 03:02:47 PM

Well, unless you're DUmmy DUmoTex, you can't often hit a flying crow with a .22, even with high-explosive bullets.

The pellets in a .410 ga. shotgun hit every bit as hard as a 12 ga., but there are far fewer of them, so effective
range is drastically reduced by the thin patterns.

When I hunted crows, I used 1 1/4 oz. of #7 1/2 pellets. A .410 load would typically be a half-ounce. At typical ranges,
there are lots of crow-sized gaps in the .410 shot pattern.

Well, I was pretty good with a .22, many a red squirrel went that way. And yes a crow would be a challenge on the wing, I was thinking more of when they are parked. The silencer from one of the other threads would be a good thing to try for a little covert crow hunting. Where I am you would be cuffed and stuffed before you could say Holy Second Amendment Batman if you discharged a firearm.

true_blood · « **Reply #34 on:** July 19, 2011, 08:19:25 PM »

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78. Today the crows flew by for a quick caw and then darted off...only to be Updated at 8:42 PM
followed by a woodpecker. I've been here 10 years and never had a woodpecker land on my roof and chirp for..oh...three or four minutes. Then off he went. Good bird karma, I guess.

Oh my!! Tell me more!

Sounds like nature being nature to me.

vadawg · « **Reply #35 on:** July 19, 2011, 08:40:00 PM »

jeez, i hope i never have to live next door to this guy, he would be crying at my door with all the whistle pigs we have killed this year and god help us when it comes to deer hanging not to mention the old rebel flags flying.

Karin · « **Reply #36 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:27:50 PM »

Quote from: true_blood on July 19, 2011, 08:19:25 PM

Oh my!! Tell me more!

Oh my God, don't encourage him. He goes on and on and on as it is. A crashing bore.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #37 on:** July 20, 2011, 01:11:22 PM »

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Snoutport Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Jul-18-11 02:18 AM
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78. Today the crows flew by for a quick caw and then darted off...only to be followed by a woodpecker.
I've been here 10 years and never had a woodpecker land on my roof

Snotspout is excited by the "pecker" part.

zeitgeist · « **Reply #38 on:** July 20, 2011, 04:34:32 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 20, 2011, 01:11:22 PM

Snotspout is excited by the "pecker" part.

I am beginning to think snout-full a very clever mole. He had quite the well attended bouncy in his journal today. I am guessing this is all a part of a cleverly lain campaign for DOY.

Bet he is excited about both wood and pecker.

Evil_Conservative · « **Reply #39 on:** July 20, 2011, 06:23:13 PM »

There was an injured pigeon on our patio about a month ago. His/her wing was injured, looked bloody. My cats were licking their lips at it. My daughter kept pointing at the bird and going crazy because she wanted to see it. So we went outside and gave the bird some bread. The next day, the bird was gone. I saved a life. Someone honor me.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #40 on:** July 20, 2011, 06:24:24 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 20, 2011, 06:23:13 PM

There was an injured pigeon on our patio about a month ago. His/her wing was injured, looked bloody. My cats were licking their lips at it. My daughter kept pointing at the bird and going crazy because she wanted to see it. So we went outside and gave the bird some bread. The next day, the bird was gone. I saved a life. Someone honor me.

The bird was gone, and the cats were well fed.

Tucker · « **Reply #41 on:** July 20, 2011, 06:29:11 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 20, 2011, 06:23:13 PM

There was an injured pigeon on our patio about a month ago. His/her wing was injured, looked bloody. My cats were licking their lips at it. My daughter kept pointing at the bird and going crazy because she wanted to see it. So we went outside and gave the bird some bread. The next day, the bird was gone. I saved a life. Someone honor me.

You missed your chance.

http://www.gourmetfoodsource.net/how-to-cook-pigeon.htm

Evil_Conservative · « **Reply #42 on:** July 20, 2011, 06:31:44 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 20, 2011, 06:24:24 PM

The bird was gone, and the cats were well fed.

Yes, I believe one of the feral cats got to the bird. Circle of life. No big deal. It's not like we don't have 50 million pigeons over here.

miskie · « **Reply #43 on:** July 20, 2011, 06:35:41 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 20, 2011, 06:31:44 PM

Yes, I believe one of the feral cats got to the bird. Circle of life. No big deal. It's not like we don't have 50 million pigeons over here.

My cat 'recycles'.

After catching birds, she 'deposits' wings, beaks and feet in the recycle bin. I can only assume she believes that they can use the parts to assemble new birds for her to enjoy. Seriously, that's where she drops unwanted bird parts.

LC EFA · « **Reply #44 on:** July 20, 2011, 08:43:13 PM »

Friend of mine has a 25-06 that he refers to as a "crow popper".

He runs a sheep farm and hates the black feathered bastard things.

Karin · « **Reply #45 on:** July 21, 2011, 07:24:03 AM »

Miskie,

haha--you have a moonbat for a cat.

BlueStateSaint · « **Reply #46 on:** July 21, 2011, 07:26:42 AM »

Quote from: LC EFA on July 20, 2011, 08:43:13 PM

Friend of mine has a 25-06 that he refers to as a "crow popper".

He runs a sheep farm and hates the black feathered bastard things.

Two things here . . .

1) A .25-06 for crows???? Wow! Talk about overkill! But, his characterization is dead on.

2) Jess, here's your honor . . .

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #47 on:** July 21, 2011, 11:41:13 AM »

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 21, 2011, 07:26:42 AM

Two things here . . .

1) A .25-06 for crows???? Wow! Talk about overkill! But, his characterization is dead on.

If the killing the crow is your only objective, you can wait until it's 25 yd. away and kill it with a .22 short, or 10 yd. away and kill it with
a pellet gun. If you're a gun nut varmint hunter, killing the critter is just a by-product. The real objective is hitting a very small target at very
great and unpredictable range. You can't do that unless you start with huge muzzle velocity.

LC EFA · « **Reply #48 on:** July 21, 2011, 05:00:36 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 21, 2011, 11:41:13 AM

If the killing the crow is your only objective, you can wait until it's 25 yd. away and kill it with a .22 short, or 10 yd. away and kill it with
a pellet gun. If you're a gun nut varmint hunter, killing the critter is just a by-product. The real objective is hitting a very small target at very
great and unpredictable range. You can't do that unless you start with huge muzzle velocity.

Crows are fairly intelligent so far as birds go. You need a very accurate long distance rifle to pluck em off a tree at 500 yards before they move on you.

This is especially true with the educated ones who've been shot at before.

miskie · « **Reply #49 on:** July 21, 2011, 05:17:57 PM »

Quote from: Karin on July 21, 2011, 07:24:03 AM

Miskie,

haha--you have a moonbat for a cat.

Well, let see - it lays around all day, expects me to feed, house, and care for her, and she gets upset if what it eats isn't the same as what I am eating. You may be on to something.

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Author Topic: Faggot teacher and his black bird- It's all so magical- It's so maaahvalous (Read 7218 times)