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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Re: grasswire primitive gets all ruffled
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2011, 08:35:23 AM »
Grasswire honestly doesn't know how a potato gets transformed into a bag of chips on her store shelf?  I remember they covered this in elementary school, in one of those school movies. 

This reminds me of a classic "Simpsons" clip with Troy McClure(Phil Hartman) explaining how cows become "meat".  I can't access YouTube at work, it is the top entry if you google "Meat and you - partners in freedom".
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Re: grasswire primitive gets all ruffled
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2011, 09:43:19 AM »
How do you think those fragile potato chips manage to reach your Cheetos stained fingers without breaking?

The air is in there so that when you buy a bag of potato chips with my money, your precious little snowflake fingers don't have to reach into a bag full of broken potato chips, you ignorant stooge.       

Yes, grasswire, and all that air means a huge amount of shipping volume and handling cost has to used by that one bag to show up on the shelf of the store were shopping at.
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Re: grasswire primitive gets all ruffled
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2011, 12:18:33 PM »
I prefer Zapps Creole Tomato, with tabasco.   :-)  They are less than $2 a bag.   
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Re: grasswire primitive gets all ruffled
« Reply #28 on: July 18, 2011, 12:39:00 PM »
I prefer Zapps Creole Tomato, with tabasco.   :-)  They are less than $2 a bag.   

Yum. Never heard of them, but they sound good!  :drool:
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