Flying in a few weeks is going to be fabulous. I'll just flash the TSA agents to save sometime.
Not a good idea Evil.
You get a couple of bull dikes TSA that see you and their conversation could go like this.
Dike no. 1 -----Say that woman flashing us has a nice rack. Think she is coming on to us?
Dike no. 2 ------ perhaps we should check her out, she could have implants with an explosive in those jugs.
Dike no. 1 ------check out her butt, she could have 18 0z or explosive shoved up her Virgina.
Dike No. 2 yes and we need to check her butt, call security.
EVIL, forget that idea or you will need a wheel chair and one of those donut pillows to sit on.