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Offline vesta111

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Re: Men, Please don't read
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2011, 09:37:22 AM »
the oldest motive known to man. revenge

Perhaps revenge but I know of no culture where men mutilate a woman's sex organs for revenge.

Some just cut off their ears or noses.  In a culture where woman keep their faces covered that makes me wonder Why in the first place??????

Why a woman's nose, some tribes of American Indians did this for adultery, interesting that this tradition was followed by the African peoples.

China where the girls of royalty had their feet tied, I imagine they envied the peon woman that could run about with no problem. The non royal woman did not eat or dress as well as the royalty but the were in fact the free people, the Royal woman were slaves to their Emperor.   

The people of Ethiopia and outside region that mutilated a females sex organs, how did this all start out and how back in distant time did some MALE decide this was a good thing to do????

Just to cause a scene here, who in the Catholic Church in the very old days decide to castrate 8 year old boys so their voices would remain high pitch for the Chores???  :fuelfire:

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Re: Men, Please don't read
« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2011, 09:50:03 AM »
Just to cause a scene here, who in the Catholic Church in the very old days decide to castrate 8 year old boys so their voices would remain high pitch for the Chores???  :fuelfire:
What kind of "Chores"? They carry crosses during processions and assist the priest during the mass. You never hear a peep outta them... O-) 

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Re: Men, Please don't read
« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2011, 11:29:56 AM »
I will admit I thought about doing it to the ex...then decided he wasn't worth going to jail.


I have decided if it ever happens again...

Super glue.

Quietly, silently, CAREFULLY dripped into his little bitty "eye"....about 4am...when he's deep into sleepytime.

No knives. No blood. Just a little clear cork.

 :evil:
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Re: Men, Please don't read
« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2011, 11:42:29 AM »
I will admit I thought about doing it to the ex...then decided he wasn't worth going to jail.


I have decided if it ever happens again...

Super glue.

Quietly, silently, CAREFULLY dripped into his little bitty "eye"....about 4am...when he's deep into sleepytime.

No knives. No blood. Just a little clear cork.

 :evil:


DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.
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Re: Men, Please don't read
« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2011, 11:44:46 AM »

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.

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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Re: Men, Please don't read
« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2011, 11:47:37 AM »
I will admit I thought about doing it to the ex...then decided he wasn't worth going to jail.


I have decided if it ever happens again...

Super glue.

Quietly, silently, CAREFULLY dripped into his little bitty "eye"....about 4am...when he's deep into sleepytime.

No knives. No blood. Just a little clear cork.

 :evil:

There might be a reaction like this:

 :panic: :panic: :panic:
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Re: Men, Please don't read
« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2011, 11:49:33 AM »
There might be a reaction like this:

 :panic: :panic: :panic:


It would only take a couple of drops to seal it shut.

Acetone would remove it.

Maybe.  :whistling:
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Re: Men, Please don't read
« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2011, 11:50:48 AM »

It would only take a couple of drops to seal it shut.

Acetone would remove it.

Maybe.  :whistling:

Acetone in the eye?  :rotf:
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Re: Men, Please don't read
« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2011, 11:53:55 AM »
Acetone in the eye?  :rotf:

Read more carefully.  Different eye. :whistling:
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Re: Men, Please don't read
« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2011, 11:55:10 AM »
The eye of the snake. That would still hurt!
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Re: Men, Please don't read
« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2011, 12:07:43 PM »
ZOMG folks!  someone posted this story on another women forum I am on and about 50% of the women are saying he deserved it probably.  They are being serious!  :panic:






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