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Offline compaqxp

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FYI: I'm Awesome
« on: July 10, 2011, 10:43:23 PM »
On another forum I was a member of people would make a topic for their 1000th, 5000th, and even 10,000th post. I know that's not what is done here, but I'm so awesome I'm going too. Don't take this awesome topic to seriously, I didn't when I made it. :)


Want to know something about me? I'm awesome and everything I like and say is awesome. This forum now has 1000 examples of me being awesome, which IMHO is awesome.

I'm so awesome when I enter a room full of dummies, they bow before me and offer me all the pot and money they have, simply because they are overwhelmed by how awesome I am. I once told a dummie to get a job, and they did...because I said if they did they might be awesome too.

Once I told the president I needed to meet him at 10, at which point he told me "I have an appointment at that time" and I told him to cancel, which he did...because he said I'm more awesome then him.

I went into the store the other day looking for something and the sales guy came up to me and said, "What do you need?" to which I responded "I don't need anything, but you need to be more awesome like me". He said he'd try harder to be awesome.

When I was 22.9837378 (I'm wicked awesome at math) years old I went to a Peta rally where they were protesting against a leather/fur store, so I came dressed in both. They looked at me and decided I was so awesome, they threw the red paint on themselves.

I'm so awesome Tavener gave up smoking pot for a week because I told him it was bad for his health. I also told Bobo to clean the Buick and she did. (because I'm awesome)

I'm so awesome Steve Jobs gave me a free iPhone and Mac, and then asked me how to make his products more awesome. I also told Bill Gates to add a picture of me to Windows and he will, because I'm just so awesome.

I was talking with Fred Phelps once, and he said "prove you awesomeness and we'll stop picketing" to which I said "Let there be awesome" and there was. But due to his lack of awesomeness, he kept picketing because he was jealous he could not be so awesome.

I'm so awesome I got the end of the world changed from May to October.

I'm so awesome I once made a Ptarmigan and Rabbit friends.

I'm so awesome I drive a Jetta and don't look gay while doing so.

I'm so awesome, you will all randomly Hi5 me without realizing it. I had no good ideas for my 1000th post (they were all still awesome though) so this is what I settled on. This topic is lame (but awesome) so enjoy.

I also give CC my seal of approval, because it, like I is awesome. Being the second forum I've ever reached 1000 posts on.

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« Last Edit: July 10, 2011, 11:02:08 PM by compaqxp »
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Re: FYI: I'm Awesome
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2011, 11:56:48 PM »
Oh, go narfle a garthok.
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Re: FYI: I'm Awesome
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2011, 12:03:09 AM »
Congrats compaq!
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Re: FYI: I'm Awesome
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2011, 12:11:56 AM »
You're being awesomely modest. :tongue:

Now get on with your big, bad awesome self and break that 1000 post limit.  After all, it's going to be even more spectacularly awesome when you hit 2000 posts.

And because you made me laugh, because you're awesome, I gave you an awesome HI5. :cheersmate:
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Re: FYI: I'm Awesome
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2011, 12:44:48 AM »
Salute! Fireworks, Commy, just for you.

Because you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggonit people like you.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAES5SXUwVU[/youtube]




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Re: FYI: I'm Awesome
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2011, 04:24:13 AM »
Awww, some
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Re: FYI: I'm Awesome
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2011, 08:20:27 AM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on July 11, 2011, 12:44:48 AM
Salute! Fireworks, Commy, just for you.

Because you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggonit people like you.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAES5SXUwVU[/youtube]






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I haven't seen that in a while.
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Re: FYI: I'm Awesome
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2011, 08:24:16 AM »
For some reason I'm H5ing you.  Not really sure why...

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Re: FYI: I'm Awesome
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2011, 08:28:10 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on July 11, 2011, 08:24:16 AM
For some reason I'm H5ing you.  Not really sure why...

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I did too.   :panic:
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Re: FYI: I'm Awesome
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2011, 08:47:24 AM »
gotta put my boots on. the shits gettin' deep here
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Re: FYI: I'm Awesome
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2011, 10:21:33 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on July 11, 2011, 08:24:16 AM
For some reason I'm H5ing you.  Not really sure why...

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Well, primarily because compaqxp is not at parity. He used to troll for bitchslaps (not that he actually NEEDED to do that), and did achieve an advanced level, but now that he's merely an awesome conservative who's actually a little confused, giving him a h5 helps him toward parity.

compaqxp needs parity in his life, otherwise he'd mistake that word for party. And Canadians never party -- they just sit around and say OM......

Carry on, compaqxp. After all, you're OM......


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Re: FYI: I'm Awesome
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2011, 11:26:51 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on July 11, 2011, 08:20:27 AM
:rofl: :rofl:

I haven't seen that in a while.

Although the guy talks like he's off of Red Green.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlS-hN6EmIA&feature=related[/youtube]
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Re: FYI: I'm Awesome
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2011, 12:41:51 PM »
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Re: FYI: I'm Awesome
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2011, 04:05:46 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 11, 2011, 11:26:51 AM
Although the guy talks like he's off of Red Green.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlS-hN6EmIA&feature=related[/youtube]
^5 for citing my favorite canuck! Why Red Green is not the King of Canada I have no idea.
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