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Offline CG6468

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Medical Tip
« on: July 09, 2011, 03:39:31 PM »
MEDICAL UPDATE

Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion!!

This is good to know!!

MEDICAL RESEARCH


Australian Medical Association researchers have found that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better....

Just thought you'd like to know.
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Offline marv

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Re: Medical Tip
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2011, 04:58:44 PM »
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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: Medical Tip
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2011, 05:23:43 PM »
Do they choke the chicken?
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Re: Medical Tip
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2011, 09:01:48 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 09, 2011, 05:23:43 PM
Do they choke the chicken?

Yes, but after the transfusion.
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Re: Medical Tip
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2011, 10:59:23 AM »
 :lmao: Hi5
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Re: Medical Tip
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2011, 11:43:55 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 09, 2011, 05:23:43 PM
Do they choke the chicken?

you sound like you have been henpecked.
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