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primitive deals with choking hen
« on: July 02, 2011, 01:24:40 PM »
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hedgehog  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jul-02-11 09:24 AM
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Heimlech manuver on a hen?

I let my free range birds out this morning, and they all were running around eating the grain I'd scattered. Suddenly, I noticed one of the hens, maybe 3 or 4 years old, maybe 6 (I've had birds for 20 some years, standing there with her mouth open. She seemed in some sort of distress, so i picked her up and took her to the water can. She didn't drink but started fluttering. I shook her head down, but no good. She was dead in about 30 seconds.

The only thing I can figure is that she got some grain in her windpipe.

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1. yeah. 

i would have tried giving her a squeeze.
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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2011, 01:31:29 PM »
The DUmmy choked the chicken.
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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2011, 02:40:52 PM »
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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2011, 03:37:50 PM »
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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2011, 10:08:18 PM »
I have a feeling this primitive is being stingy with the grain ration.  If the chickens (or in my case, ducks) don't think there is enough to go around, they'll eventually start trying to pack down as much as they can, as fast as they can, when they can get it.    

The hint for me was "free range".  Free range doesn't mean they still don't need a decent helping of grain, silly primitive.

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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2011, 06:09:33 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 02, 2011, 01:31:29 PM
The DUmmy choked the chicken.

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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2011, 12:57:45 PM »
I hope hedgehog doesn't have any naughty monkeys or this thread's taking a swan-dive into the gutter.  :lmao: :fuelfire:
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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2011, 06:18:38 PM »
I would say it was more likely suicide, though im sure UGP will soon be following up after the seance with blackey having talked to the chicken and we will find the real reason (will most probuably be cited as the chicken was full of despair due to the KFC stacker or something)
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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2011, 06:44:09 PM »
I'm thinking this whole situation is called Sunday dinner.
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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2011, 06:46:42 PM »
yup im wishing my whistlepig infestation would just commit hari kari and save me having to trap and shoot them, mayby i can get the dummie to come talk to them and see if they suicide themselve emasse.
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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2011, 08:31:55 PM »
Quote from: vadawg on July 03, 2011, 06:46:42 PM
yup im wishing my whistlepig infestation would just commit hari kari and save me having to trap and shoot them, mayby i can get the dummie to come talk to them and see if they suicide themselve emasse.
I loved hunting groundhogs up north in mowed hayfields. I've even made a few trips back up there for that purpose.
They're rare critters here in red state hell. They can't burrow through bedrock.
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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2011, 08:42:19 PM »
Groundhogs makes good suppers :drool:
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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2011, 08:50:24 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on July 03, 2011, 08:42:19 PM
Groundhogs makes good suppers :drool:
If they're half-grown. Try cooking a big one, and you'll need to ventilate your house for a couple of days.
They're encased in fat that has a really unpleasant odor when it cooks.
Full grown groundhogs and diving ducks are the only game I've ever killed and then been unable to eat.
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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2011, 09:31:58 PM »
Quote from: Randy on July 03, 2011, 06:44:09 PM
I'm thinking this whole situation is called Sunday dinner.

 :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao:

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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2011, 10:26:05 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 02, 2011, 01:31:29 PM
The DUmmy choked the chicken.

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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2011, 07:10:30 AM »
Quote from: Mike B the Cajun on July 03, 2011, 09:31:58 PM
:lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao:

^5 for another good one!!

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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2011, 01:39:31 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 03, 2011, 08:31:55 PM
I loved hunting groundhogs up north in mowed hayfields. I've even made a few trips back up there for that purpose.
They're rare critters here in red state hell. They can't burrow through bedrock.

We got them out the wazoo here.  They were so bad on our farm, when Dad ran a hay wagon into one of their holes, and folded the frame of the wagon underneath it, he declared war.

We loaded up our 1,500 gallon manure tank with "liquid organic fertilizer" and commenced to flushing them out of the holes with it.  Armed with a .38 pistol, a .22 rifle, and 3 dogs, we killed 26 groundhogs and 3 skunks in that one field alone.

No more broken machinery after that.

I've got 2 of them "testing" the electric fence I've put around my garden.  It give me pleasure to hear them scream out when they hit the wire.   :evillaugh:
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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2011, 06:47:01 PM »
between my neighbour and me we have shot over 40 in the last month, his freezer is full and my wife purposely filled ours before hand in order to keep rodents out.  Hopefully my okra will recover but i still got some coming in from the woods so i may have to just stake out my garden and use the twelve gauge as its easier to hit something with when you are drunk..
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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2011, 09:04:26 PM »
Choking chickens.  The humor writes itself.
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Re: primitive deals with choking hen
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2011, 11:56:02 PM »
Quote from: vadawg on July 04, 2011, 06:47:01 PM
between my neighbour and me we have shot over 40 in the last month, his freezer is full and my wife purposely filled ours before hand in order to keep rodents out.  Hopefully my okra will recover but i still got some coming in from the woods so i may have to just stake out my garden and use the twelve gauge as its easier to hit something with when you are drunk..
Something tells me you're down my way.
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