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Today I spoke with a moron. A citizen of Dumbf*ckistan.
« on: April 21, 2008, 01:46:22 PM »
Shame on you frank...............for missing this from the Sparkly one

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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)       Mon Apr-21-08 01:18 PM
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Today I spoke with a moron. A citizen of Dumb****istan. The topic was 'socialized medicine'
 Advertisements [?]At my gym. The guy on the treadmill next to me. 65 years old .... 70, maybe?

The local nooz had a story on health care. They mentioned veterans. That led to a conversation involving this good citizen of Dumb****istan, another guy, and me. The conversation touched on our lack of national health care. So the moron brings up "socialized medicine".

You know they hate that term, right? "Socialized medicine".

So anyway, I ask him if he thinks vets get good care? He says, "Yeah, they sure do! We give them the ebst care in the world. They deserve it. Whatever they need they get. And I'm glad of it and glad Bush makes sure they get it." Or some such riff ...... doing that proud right wing head shake they all do when they think they scored a point.

"That's pretty much socialized medicine, you know," sez me.

"Yeah," sez he. "And that's why they have all the problems they do."

My treadmill timer went off. Mercifully, that was the end of my conversation with him, cuz I have NO idea how to even address that kind of thinking.

And I realized how true it is: "Dumb****istan ...... not a place, but a state of mind"
 


No that's not socialized medicine..................and I'm ****ing tired of it being compared to socialized medicine

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YOY  (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-21-08 01:20 PM
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1. So it's the best but it's socialized so it's not so good?
 That made no f***ing sense at all!

Did I understand that correctly?


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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)       Mon Apr-21-08 01:21 PM
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3. "Did I understand that correctly?"
 I don't know. Did you?

Cuz I have no ****ing idea either.

 
So you run to DU to post this for all the primitives to see.............................. :thatsright:

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Tesla  (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-21-08 01:22 PM
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5. They get to have it both ways
 the're Republican...
It's written in their by-laws!


Holy hell.................. :rotf:

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proud2Blib  (1000+ posts)       Mon Apr-21-08 01:20 PM
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2. They get the best but it's a problem?
 Sorry my brain did a cartwheel or something.
 

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w8liftinglady  (1000+ posts)       Mon Apr-21-08 01:21 PM
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4. that's why it's almost impossible to debate these people
 they were born without synapses for their brain cells...

 
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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)       Mon Apr-21-08 01:38 PM
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18. I think yours is the most plausible explanation
 No synapses ....... yup. That could be it.


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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NCevilDUer  (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-21-08 01:41 PM
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20. It's not 'thinking'.
 It is instinctual lizard-brain response.

Very common among republicans.

 
You have gotta be kidding me

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zbdent (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-21-08 01:45 PM
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21. Pavlov had smarter dogs ...
 at least they equated the bell with something good for them ...


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mcctatas (1000+ posts)       Mon Apr-21-08 01:23 PM
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8. the cognitive dissonance that must be maintained at all times
 for some of these people is an astounding feat of mental gymnastics!
  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Damn my side is hurting

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LakeSamish706  (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-21-08 01:24 PM
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9. So if the majority of US voters, vote for a John McCain then they deserve...
 to live in "Dumb****istan" and quit whining about it! If McCain wins, that would be the most asinine thing that could happen in America.


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AnneD (1000+ posts)       Mon Apr-21-08 01:30 PM
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12. Thanks for standing up.....
 good on ya mate. I have tried time and again to explain this to my Mom. I write it off to encroaching senility....sigh


Must be a self diagnoses of Anne

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DS1  (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-21-08 01:31 PM
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13. Jesus. I would have fantasized tripping him up and pushing his face against the track
 Edited on Mon Apr-21-08 01:32 PM by DS1
I don't do well with dumb people


Seems you don't do well with reality either

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tularetom  (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-21-08 01:34 PM
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14. My brother who is far more educated than I
 is also a resident of Dumb****istan.

He knows socialized medicine is bad.

He is sure global climate change is a myth.

He knows stupid consumers caused the subprime mortgage crisis by borrowing more than they can pay back.

And he knows all this because he reads it in - the Wall Street Journal.

You are correct - there really is no response.  


 :thatsright: .........................everything you listed about your brother is the reality of things, not what you find here on Skins Island.'

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izquierdista (845 posts)       Mon Apr-21-08 01:35 PM
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15. One could be tempted
 To smack these people over the head with a 2x4 and see if they have any sense when they come to.

But that would be futile, as they have refined that way of non-thinking their entire lives. 

 
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yardwork  (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-21-08 01:36 PM
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16. I don't know how you lasted as long as you did.
 When I think of the hundreds of billions we've wasted in Iraq...


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raccoon  (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-21-08 01:38 PM
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17. This resident of Dumb****istan benefits from socialized medicine,
 AKA "Medicare."

 
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End Of The Road  (464 posts)      Mon Apr-21-08 01:47 PM
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22. Nope, not from Dumb****istan.
 A 70-year-old guy in a gym on a treadmill? He's retired, still active, with enough disposable income to pay for a gym. He probably worked damn hard for that retirement, has paid a ton of taxes, and has probably voted in many elections. Yep, he's a Republican, and he has an entirely different political frame of reference from ours. But he could be your father, or your father-in-law, or your grandfather, and goddammit he deserves SOME respect. One of you would have fantasized about tripping him? I'm disgusted.


Chink.....chink.....chink......Good for you EOTR

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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)       Mon Apr-21-08 01:54 PM
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23. I'm 60
 Does that blow your argument?


No................it doesn't

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End Of The Road  (464 posts)      Mon Apr-21-08 01:56 PM
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24. Not at all.
 That guy probably went home and told his wife that he spoke with a citizen of Dumb****istan, and moran, at the gym today.


Okay......................whose mole  :lmao: :lmao:

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skypilot (1000+ posts)      Mon Apr-21-08 02:06 PM
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25. If you hadn't said that he was 65 or 70...
 ...I would have thought it was the idiot I had a discussion with this weekend.

I'm sitting at the bar and I overhear this guy to my left saying to someone "Ninety percent of Americans have health insurance." I look at the guy to my right (whom I didn't even know) and I say, "Did I hear what I think I just heard?" The guy nods his head and says "Yep". I sat there eavesdropping on the idiots conversation and then he starts talking to a woman sitting next to the "Yep" guy. She was wearing an Obama button. I wasn't exactly eavesdropping anymore at this point because the idiot was having to talk across me to address the woman. I don't even remember now what it was he said that finally set me off but I had to jump in. To make a long story short, he was one of those people who thinks that Bush is doing a good job because the country hasn't been attacked since 9/11. Blah, blah, blah. I almost lost my voice arguing with this guy. Ultimately, he shook my hand and said that we'd have to agree to disagree. He's voting for McCain of course. Idiot.

 
Why do I never meet these people

Bunch of idjits
You got off your ass, now get your wife off her back.

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Re: Today I spoke with a moron. A citizen of Dumbf*ckistan.
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2008, 01:56:43 PM »
Has a "So..." in it -- NO BONGS.
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Today I spoke with a moron. A citizen of Dumbf*ckistan.
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2008, 01:58:19 PM »
1 Bong. He didn't push the guy off the treadmill and make him convert to Liberalism.
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

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No, my friends, there’s only one really progressive idea. And that is the idea of legally limiting the power of the government. That one genuinely liberal, genuinely progressive idea — the Why in 1776, the How in 1787 — is what needs to be conserved. We need to conserve that fundamentally liberal idea. That is why we are conservatives. --Bill Whittle

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Re: Today I spoke with a moron. A citizen of Dumbf*ckistan.
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2008, 02:03:00 PM »
1 Bong. He didn't push the guy off the treadmill and make him convert to Liberalism.
You are so much more generous than I am.  I feel so... ashamed...
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Today I spoke with a moron. A citizen of Dumbf*ckistan.
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2008, 02:24:36 PM »
1 Bong. He didn't push the guy off the treadmill and make him convert to Liberalism.
You are so much more generous than I am.  I feel so... ashamed...
I'm in a giving mood today :-)
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

Spread my work ethic, not my wealth.

Forget change, bring back common sense.
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Re: Today I spoke with a moron. A citizen of Dumbf*ckistan.
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2008, 02:36:34 PM »
How can Medicare, Medicaid, or Veterans Health be "socialized medicine" if one must qualify to be eligible to partake?  I think the DUmmie is confused.  Two are just liberal programs originally instituted to buy votes for democrats with taxpayer money and the third is a grateful nation doing what it should be doing. 

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Re: Today I spoke with a moron. A citizen of Dumbf*ckistan.
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2008, 04:41:00 PM »
Well now, Crazy Horse, I've been watching the sparkling husband primitive rather closely.

He's truly a fascinating Freudian phenomenon.

And one really mentally-sick ****, too.
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Re: Today I spoke with a moron. A citizen of Dumbf*ckistan.
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2008, 04:41:38 PM »
Ummm weren't they whining just a week or so ago about shabby Vet care?

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Re: Today I spoke with a moron. A citizen of Dumbf*ckistan.
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2008, 05:01:26 AM »
Proving once again that DUmmies are the rudest,most self absorbed,arrogant cretins on the face of the Earth.


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Re: Today I spoke with a moron. A citizen of Dumbf*ckistan.
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2008, 07:05:10 AM »
Medicare is a government funded health insurance policy which pays x-amount for each service provided by a health care provider.  The provider is under no obligation or mandate to accept the Medicare dictated rate, or enter into a contract with Medicare to become a Medicare approved provider.  Health providers most likely do accept Medicare rates though as to not do so would eliminate a large cohort of patients.  That ladies and gentlemen is the reason why Medicare is not socialized medicine.

Veterans have health care coverage for life.   Same example above applies to their situation -- however, they can and will be treated at military tratment facilities and VA Hospitals, which are staffed by government and military employees who took the job voluntarily (no one snatched them out of their beds under the light of the moon).

Morons.   

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Re: Today I spoke with a moron. A citizen of Dumbf*ckistan.
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2008, 07:09:42 AM »
How can Medicare, Medicaid, or Veterans Health be "socialized medicine" if one must qualify to be eligible to partake?  I think the DUmmie is confused.  Two are just liberal programs originally instituted to buy votes for democrats with taxpayer money and the third is a grateful nation doing what it should be doing. 
I bow to you superior intellect Lord Undies! Well said.
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Re: Today I spoke with a moron. A citizen of Dumbf*ckistan.
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2008, 11:00:54 AM »
I guess the comparison to "workers compensation" is a bit to far over their little leftist heads.  ::)
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Re: Today I spoke with a moron. A citizen of Dumbf*ckistan.
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2008, 01:26:08 PM »
DUmb****istan

Fixed........


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