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Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« on: June 22, 2011, 10:59:09 AM »
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Apple-infused horse semen shots might not be an obvious chaser to spring rolls, but they are causing a stir at the Green Man Pub where they are being served.

The shots are part of the central Wellington pub's entry in the nationwide 14th annual Monteith's Beer & Wild Food Challenge.

While the rest of the meal of seared Asian duck and pork and paua spring rolls sounds delicious - it is the Hoihoi tatea, or horse semen drink which is on everyone's minds.

Green Man Pub chef, Jason Varley, said the drink was proving most popular with women.

"Ladies thought it was great  a couple were going to go home and get their husbands to eat grass," he said.  ...

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It does seem to be popular, almost the mane attraction.
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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2011, 11:03:19 AM »
Q: Want a horse-semen shot?

A: Neigh...neigh.
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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2011, 11:03:28 AM »
I'm really glad I haven't eaten anything today.
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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2011, 11:18:04 AM »
....and my first thought at seeing this thread title was...."I thought John Holmes was dead."
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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2011, 12:10:39 PM »
Should I start eating apples?
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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2011, 12:33:56 PM »
hay, bijou!

This thread could be a stallion for time!

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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2011, 12:43:04 PM »
Personally, I think this thread should be "foaled".
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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2011, 12:51:13 PM »
Quote from: Thor on June 22, 2011, 12:43:04 PM
Personally, I think this thread should be "foaled".
We shouldn't bale out just yet.
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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2011, 01:08:02 PM »
I think I've herd it all now.
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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2011, 02:50:07 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on June 22, 2011, 01:08:02 PM
I think I've herd it all now.
I think there's more of this tail to come.
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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2011, 03:36:31 PM »
I think you all are simply pasture bedtime.
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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2011, 03:56:22 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 22, 2011, 03:36:31 PM
I think you all are simply pasture bedtime.
Ooh, on the attack? That's a bit sharp.
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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2011, 03:57:43 PM »
Quote from: bijou on June 22, 2011, 03:56:22 PM
Ooh, on the attack? That's a bit sharp.

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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2011, 03:58:24 PM »
Quote from: bijou on June 22, 2011, 03:56:22 PM
Ooh, on the attack? That's a bit sharp.

Or, are you trying to stirrup some stuff?
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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2011, 04:04:50 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 22, 2011, 03:58:24 PM
Or, are you trying to stirrup some stuff?
Just jockeying for position as #1 punster.
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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2011, 04:07:24 PM »
Quote from: bijou on June 22, 2011, 04:04:50 PM
Just jockeying for position as #1 punster.

Oh, I've got at least 5 furlongs before I can even catch you. I'd bet on myself to show, but you to win.
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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2011, 04:47:52 PM »
How much money for that shot?

foal dollars?
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Re: Women flock to take horse-semen shots
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2011, 05:41:14 PM »
Let's rein this one in, shall we?

Whoa, Nellie! :tongue: :fuelfire: :whistling:
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