LiberalEsto solves the unemployment crisis: Let's hire each other!

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

And who pays all the costs of the corporation?  Health insurance, life insurance, workmans comp., disability, errors and omissions, liability, auto insurance, unemployment insurance, taxes, accounting, annual fees.  Vacation time, family leave, maternity leave.  Who supplies the infrastructure for your corporation?  Phones, computers, consumables, facility, someone to answer calls from all those people who saw your ad at the grocery store.  Don't forget the employers portion of FICA and Medicare taxes.  

Those tools and vehicles don't maintain or fuel themselves.  They're not going to last forever.  Who pays for that?


Have any of the DUmmies gotten past eighth grade yet?

This is the part that caught my eye:

You pay everyone a salary based on how much money they brought into the corporation.

Let's run this through the liberalism-filter:

Does that mean the receptionist in the air conditioned office makes as much or less than the guy busting his ass 10+ hours a day in the sun?

Do they also equally share the costs of regulatory compliance?

What if someone wants maternity leave? Do they take a loss in pay because they have stopped producing?

What if the worker-owners don't have enough start-up capital or unequal amounts? Will there be stake holders based on the % of capital invested?

[dandi]

How about one of those vaunted co-ops they keep crowing about? Throw your money together and build a widget factory or something. Means of production owned by the workers, everyone paid equally, all that shit. I guess their moms don't give them enough allowance to get one off the ground. They're waiting for someone who's already made it by the sweat of their brow to have their wealth confiscated and given to them to start their hemp sandals factory or sustainable tie-dyed bakery or whatever, I guess.

I'd love to see a hundred DUmmies get together and try it. How long do you think it would take them to discover that, yes, some jobs are more valuable than others, or that working while Mary Moon and Jimmy Rainbow are over in the corner burning a blunt and still collecting an equal payday ain't all it's cracked up to be? They'd soon see the real meaning of Socialism.

[GOBUCKS]

More proof of DUmbasses lurking here. I'm going to start copyrighting like the CalPig:

GOBUCKS
Re: Bostonian Drunkard's mother appreciates the advice
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2011, 11:37:47 am » Quote 

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That's a long payroll for a town of 6000, and each of those executives surely has a staff of assistants, who oversee supervisors, who have crews of workers. That's a lot of city employees. It may be that everyone in Rindge works for everyone else.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,60635.0/


DUmmy LiberalEsto knows a good idea when he steals one:

LiberalEsto  (1000+ posts)       
Tue Jun-21-11 03:30 PM
Original message

Let's hire each other

If the ****ing corporations refuse to hire us, what can we do?

If we got used to the idea of giving each other small jobs, they might lead to bigger and better things. At least I hope they would.

Move to Rindge, NH, DUmmy.

 
 

[jukin]

Socialism has been tried, with the inevitable failure it always brings, since Jamestown in North America. First year they pooled their efforts and fruits of their efforts. Turns out human nature is just like now. Some worked hard and produced while others did not yet got an equal share. The colony failed. Then the Pilgirms tried the same thing and nearly killed their colony. The next year, the more you produced the more you were rewarded. That is when the quality of life for all, including the slackers that are the DUmmys, went up for all. Yes, those evil extra producers benefited from their extra work.

Liberalism. Is. A. Mental. Disease.

[Big Don]

A 15 yr old at Karate said he knew how to fix the economy: Print more money

[MrsSmith]

So if they hire each other will they pay living wages, give benefits, and vacation time?
How about a union?

   

[miskie]

A 15 yr old at Karate said he knew how to fix the economy: Print more money

Now we know where Obama is economically - he has the mind of an average 15 year old.

[Traveshamockery]

Only one in the family with a home big enough for fifty.
Pam's biggest mistake was she apparently never heard of Google Earth.
Countless decent and civilized people have seen that massive four-story home.

...............or Zillow. 

[Rebel]

And who pays all the costs of the corporation?  Health insurance, life insurance, workmans comp., disability, errors and omissions, liability, auto insurance, unemployment insurance, taxes, accounting, annual fees.  Vacation time, family leave, maternity leave.  Who supplies the infrastructure for your corporation?  Phones, computers, consumables, facility, someone to answer calls from all those people who saw your ad at the grocery store.  Don't forget the employers portion of FICA and Medicare taxes.  

Those tools and vehicles don't maintain or fuel themselves.  They're not going to last forever.  Who pays for that?


Have any of the DUmmies gotten past eighth grade yet?

DUmmies remind me of Cosmo Kramer's "Kramerica" concept.

[Karin]

Look at this post, which came right out of the blue at the thread:

Manifestor_of_Light  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-22-11 12:01 AM
Response to Reply #7
15. People come to my house & wanna borrow beer & cig money.
 I am not responsible for the state of the economy. These guys should be helping their 80 year old aunt, but they don't. They spend it on 40 oz malt liquor and cigs. One of them has a wife with a steady job.

I'm finishing the fencing around my house with an electric gate because I'm tired of people coming on my property to beg for money, or ask me about my used car they have no intention of buying, or even to spread gossip.
 

 

[GOBUCKS]

I'm finishing the fencing around my house with an electric gate because I'm tired of people coming on my property to beg for money, or ask me about my used car they have no intention of buying, or even to spread gossip.

At the DUmp, this is what you call a gated community.

[jukin]

Now we know where Obama is economically - he has the mind of an average 15 year old.

No need to go insulting fifteen year olds. They could change their mind when confronted with cold hard reality. Obama will not.

[Traveshamockery]

At the DUmp, this is what you call a gated community.

H5!

 

[LC EFA]

It's funny - these are the people who seem to think that the economy is a closed system (with the "rich" hoarding piles of money that was stolen from the poor), and constantly whining about it.

Then they go about suggesting creating exactly that. A miniature closed system economy.

Priceless.

[true_blood]

LiberalEsto  (1000+ posts)      
It wouldn't solve the massive economic crisis we've been forced into by the corporations,

Hey DUchebag, this statement is of full of FAIL.

[NHSparky]

DUmmies have been reading too much Troll Science:

Step 1--Get job from bro.
Step 2--Give job to bro.
Step 3--Pay each other.
Step 4--Profit!!!



U jelly?