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Man allegedly wounded by two ‘booty call ninjas’
« on: June 20, 2011, 02:19:02 PM »
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JOLIET — A man told police he was the victim of “Booty call ninjas” early Friday.

According to reports, a 44-year-old man called police after getting jumped around 1:15 a.m. in the alley off the 300 block of Youngs Avenue.

“Upon arrival, officers found the man drenched in blood,” police said. “He said he’d called his ex-girlfriend and asked her to come over for sex. She agreed to come over.”

A short time later, Katherine M. Casarez, 29, allegedly texted the victim she was in the nearby alley and had him come out to meet her.

“As he walked to her vehicle a masked man jumped from the darkness yelling and swung a pair of nunchuks at him — hitting him in the head,” police said. “Casarez grabbed a second pair of nunchuks from her vehicle and hit him in the head as well.” ...
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Re: Man allegedly wounded by two ‘booty call ninjas’
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2011, 02:26:14 PM »
Quote from: bijou on June 20, 2011, 02:19:02 PM
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Re: Man allegedly wounded by two ‘booty call ninjas’
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2011, 02:32:39 PM »
Wonder if he asked her, "Was it good for you?"
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Re: Man allegedly wounded by two ‘booty call ninjas’
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2011, 04:03:48 PM »
Humm, I don't know maybe rent a porno or something instead of drunk dialing the ex.

Ahem.
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Re: Man allegedly wounded by two ‘booty call ninjas’
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2011, 04:13:49 PM »
Actually it sounds like a good title for a porno.
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Re: Man allegedly wounded by two ‘booty call ninjas’
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2011, 04:47:48 PM »
That's some dirty booty
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Re: Man allegedly wounded by two ‘booty call ninjas’
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2011, 01:27:29 PM »
Just goes to show you that you can upchuck if you're struck by nunchuks and that booting the booty will get you busted in ways you never even imagined.
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