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Offline Tess Anderson

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"I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« on: June 10, 2011, 04:40:41 PM »
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RadiationTherapy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 05:05 PM
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Dear Wealthy: I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s.
 Ya'll better have a personal army and a compound, cause my crooked-hipped ass WILL be in your house.


Ya'll better pay attention.

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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2011, 04:44:12 PM »
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RadiationTherapy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 05:05 PM
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Dear Wealthy: I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s.
 Ya'll better have a personal army and a compound, cause my crooked-hipped ass WILL be in your house.


Ya'll better pay attention.

Translation: GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2011, 04:48:16 PM »
If you're in "MY" house, your ass won't ever need another job.
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2011, 05:17:05 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 10, 2011, 04:48:16 PM
If you're in "MY" house, your ass won't ever need another job.

Now, now.. Coffin stuffing is a job, and it's a job that even a DUmmie can master.
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2011, 05:21:16 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on June 10, 2011, 05:17:05 PM
Now, now.. Coffin stuffing is a job, and it's a job that even a DUmmie can master.


 :lmao: Chef to the stars worms.
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2011, 05:25:02 PM »
Loitering??

Oh yeah tough guy, you're really living on the edge.   :loser:

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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2011, 05:28:08 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on June 10, 2011, 05:25:02 PM
Loitering??

Oh yeah tough guy, you're really living on the edge.   :loser:

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But loitering makes you tough, it's not like every teenager in history hasn't done it.  ::)
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2011, 05:36:36 PM »
I'm not really concerned about their 70s. I'd just like them to get a job now.
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2011, 05:45:50 PM »
Mt Dad who is 70 and my step dad who will be 80 in July still work.
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2011, 05:47:38 PM »
Reminds me of the DUmmy who said he'd join in a general strike if he had a job.
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2011, 06:36:22 PM »
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RadiationTherapy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 05:05 PM
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Dear Wealthy: I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s.
 Ya'll better have a personal army and a compound, cause my crooked-hipped ass WILL be in your house.


Ya'll better pay attention.

You will leave in a body bag if you come near my home.
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2011, 06:59:16 PM »
Key words:
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RadiationTherapy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 05:05 PM
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Dear Wealthy: I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s.
 Ya'll better have a personal army and a compound, cause my crooked-hipped ass WILL be in your house.


Ya'll better pay attention.
Getting a job has always been fighting words at the DUmp.

I don't get what the controversy is. I will do what it takes...if that means working at 70, then I'll earn a living at 70.
I guess that's the difference between DUmmies and real people. WE aren't afraid of work...
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2011, 07:10:18 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 10, 2011, 06:59:16 PM
Key words:Getting a job has always been fighting words at the DUmp.

I don't get what the controversy is. I will do what it takes...if that means working at 70, then I'll earn a living at 70.
I guess that's the difference between DUmmies and real people. WE aren't afraid of work...


Anyone here old enough to remember the TV show "Doby Gillis"?
The character, Maynard G. Gribbs, was allergic to the word "work". Everytime someone said the word "work" he screeched "WORK!". Little did we realize that he was to be the mould for DUmmies.
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2011, 07:20:44 PM »
Most of the people at this site are hoping theirs is the house he picks to invade.

He'd be easier than slow Romero zombie.
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2011, 07:28:34 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2011, 07:20:44 PM
Most of the people at this site are hoping theirs is the house he picks to invade.

He'd be easier than slow Romero zombie.

Maybe we can arrange a raffle?
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2011, 09:09:34 PM »
Good old Maynard.
The girl, what was her characters name?

BTW, glowing medicine person.
You really should try applying for a job in order to get one.
Just a friendly hint.
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2011, 09:26:34 PM »
Quote from: Skul on June 10, 2011, 09:09:34 PM
Good old Maynard.
The girl, what was her characters name?
If you're talking about Maynard G. Krebs, the girl was Zelda Gilroy.
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2011, 10:01:28 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2011, 09:26:34 PM
If you're talking about Maynard G. Krebs, the girl was Zelda Gilroy.
:lmao: Yes, Sir, that's her. :rotf:  Xnks
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2011, 11:53:11 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on June 10, 2011, 05:36:36 PM
I'm not really concerned about their 70s. I'd just like them to get a job now.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2011, 05:15:32 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 10, 2011, 07:28:34 PM
Maybe we can arrange a raffle?

And the proceeds would go to . . . ?
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2011, 05:23:52 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2011, 05:15:32 AM
And the proceeds would go to . . . ?

The Anybody but obama in '12 campaign.
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2011, 05:41:07 AM »
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The Anybody but obama in '12 campaign.

I'm kinda partial to SarahPAC, but that'll do.
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2011, 10:09:42 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2011, 05:15:32 AM
And the proceeds would go to . . . ?
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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2011, 10:31:45 AM »
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RadiationTherapy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 05:05 PM
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Dear Wealthy: I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s.
 Ya'll better have a personal army and a compound, cause my crooked-hipped ass WILL be in your house.


Ya'll better pay attention.

Please define wealthy and if you don't mind could you tell me what section of the country you're in?  I need to know if I should load more than the 4 guns I have laying next to my bed.

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Re: "I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s"
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2011, 02:18:17 PM »
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RadiationTherapy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-10-11 05:05 PM
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Dear Wealthy: I will be in jail for B&E, larceny, and loitering before I get a job in my 70s.
Ya'll better have a personal army and a compound, cause my crooked-hipped ass WILL be in your house.
Ya'll better pay attention.
:lmao:
Come into my house and you'll have more than a crooked hip **** tard. And you can take that to the bank. Oh wait,....you probably don't go to the bank, huh?! :lmao:
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