Car for sale

[Chris_]

It may be a '74 Monte Carlo, but at least he's creative.

400 small block 350 turbo - $1000 (Mid Tn)

don't buy an engine for 500 bucks
then a transmission for another 500
and have to trust the drug addict that says ,"it ran good last time it was started"
which means
{right before i passed out behind the wheel, hit a tree and knocked out all my rotten teeth for free !!!! }

then do all the work to find out you got ripped off !!!!

Buy it ready to test !!!!!!

400 small block sbc /350 turbo
100 % rebuilt 400 Sb engine (40,000 miles) ,rebuilt 350 turbo trans (50,000 miles),
sold as a kit

comes packaged in a
1974 Monte Carlo shaped box

the engine and transmission is situated
to be started and driven home !!! all lights work ,
so the cops won't know your actually driving a box

this box looks so much like an actual
1974 Monte Carlo you will be amazed
and may even want to leave it in the box and use it !!!!!

(not advised as the neighbors, in dept up to their eyeballs, won't approve)


after your done with the box
redeem it at your local metal recyclers for up to
500 dollars (calculated by weight so bring your wife)
yes we believe in a green earth
so our boxes are fully recyclable
it can be melted down , to make three new cars
that can be more controlled by the government
cause they love and want to protect us
(I'm sure all the money from traffic cam's is going to feed the starving )
can you feel the LOVE ....

comes also with
good tires that can be cooked down on youtube

all this was thrown in just for fun !!!

recent master cylinder, brake booster,starter,battery cable ignition switch ,wiper motor,brakes shoes,
calipers,lines,axle grease and seals.wires,plugs , oil and filter
Mallory dual point distributor
with new rotor button and points and coil
radiator was changed when engine was rebuilt
all doors and trunk unlock with key
windows roll up and down
has power brakes and steering
seat belts work,ac car but compressor is out
ac there and sealed,replaced tail lights.
trailer hitch
drive shaft and replaced u joints
Rally Wheels ,New center caps


box is ruff looking ,steers straight though
clear title
alternator is good but
bring your own battery
(battery was omitted to cut down on cost and safety reasons)
because we love you !!!!!



does not have to pass vehicles inspection
but I'm sure you will just to flip the crooks off

Enjoy my unpopular sense of humor ?
send me money !!!!
(i will gladly pick it up for a small fee)

http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/2417086078.html

[Chris_]

Ha!  Here's another one.

Ugliest Impala Ever! - $1500

This is by far one of the ugliest 2001 Impalas on the road. It literally makes people curse at you as you pass by. Hell, I even cursed myself a few times while driving it. The Crocodile Hunter would've tried harpooning the thing had he seen it in the bush (rest his soul, we miss you Steve). That being said, it runs and drives fine, and the air is cold. The tires are good. It has 154K miles. It has a clean title. The passenger side of the vehicle looks fine, but there are dents on the other side of the car on every panel, almost as if it were parked next to a few thousand shopping carts. Don't like the price? Well stop sitting there, click reply, fill in the captcha, and make an offer dammit.

http://nashville.craigslist.org/ctd/2346872804.html