After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year,
New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating
back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their
ancestors already had a telephone network more than
100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks
that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of
20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times
newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found
traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded
that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
communications network a hundred years earlier than
the New Yorkers.'
One week later, " The Daily Citizen News ," a local
newspaper in Georgia, reported the following: After
digging as deep as 30 yards in cotton fields near Good
Hope in Walton County Georgia, Bubba McDaniel, a
self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found
absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded
that 300 years ago, Georgia had already gone
wireless.'
Now call us dumb rednecks.
