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Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« on: May 26, 2011, 09:32:57 AM »
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A Chicago lawyer says his opponent in a small claims case is using an unfair tactic by sitting a buxom woman next to him at counsel's table.

Attorney Thomas Gooch says the woman's sole purpose "is to draw the attention of the jury away from the relevant proceedings" -- a dispute over a used car. He asks Cook County Circuit Judge Anita Rivkin-Carothers to order the woman to sit in the gallery with other spectators.

In responding to the pretrial motion, attorney Dmitry N. Feofanov said the woman is his paralegal assistant and contends Gooch cites no "good faith legal argument" why she can't sit at counsel's table. Feofanov, who in the past has described himself as a "consumerprotection lawyer," asked Rivkin-Carothers to impose sanctions on Gooch for his motion.

Gooch told the Chicago Daily Law Bulletin he wasn't objecting to the woman because she is buxom, but because he doesn't think she is a paralegal.  ...
http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/194050/58/Big-breasted-woman-at-Chicago-trial-spurs-objection

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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2011, 09:33:48 AM »
What a boob.
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2011, 09:40:45 AM »
He should be canned. 
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2011, 09:51:28 AM »
 :picsneeded:
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2011, 10:10:21 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on May 26, 2011, 09:51:28 AM
:picsneeded:

I saw the story in the Chicago Tribune yesterday and sadly there were no pics. :bawl:
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2011, 10:23:45 AM »
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/05/26/2011-05-26_lawyer_opponent_is_using_sexy_assistant_to_distract_jury_i_like_large_breasts_bu.html?r=news

I'm not sure what his definition of "buxom" is.  Maybe he got a better look than the Chicago Sun Times photographer did.  Also, holy huge eyeglasses, Batman!  Those lenses are enormous.
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2011, 10:30:58 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on May 26, 2011, 10:23:45 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/05/26/2011-05-26_lawyer_opponent_is_using_sexy_assistant_to_distract_jury_i_like_large_breasts_bu.html?r=news

I'm not sure what his definition of "buxom" is.  Maybe he got a better look than the Chicago Sun Times photographer did.  Also, holy huge eyeglasses, Batman!  Those lenses are enormous.

I think she stole those glasses from Harry Caray.
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2011, 10:46:07 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 26, 2011, 10:30:58 AM
I think she stole those glasses from Harry Caray.

Maybe the lawyer was confusing boobs & glasses size. :???:
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2011, 11:03:42 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on May 26, 2011, 10:23:45 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/05/26/2011-05-26_lawyer_opponent_is_using_sexy_assistant_to_distract_jury_i_like_large_breasts_bu.html?r=news

I'm not sure what his definition of "buxom" is.  Maybe he got a better look than the Chicago Sun Times photographer did.  Also, holy huge eyeglasses, Batman!  Those lenses are enormous.

Seriously?  He thinks that the girl that is so "Buxom" that her only role could be to draw attention?  I'd better stay out of courtrooms then...
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2011, 11:41:02 AM »
The fact there aren't any photos is a real DDD-isappointment.
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2011, 01:36:44 PM »
What a titillating discussion!  :rotf:
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2011, 01:39:09 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on May 26, 2011, 01:36:44 PM
What a titillating discussion!  :rotf:

Yes it is. That's why I am not Knock(ers)ing it.
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2011, 01:41:33 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 26, 2011, 01:39:09 PM
Yes it is. That's why I am not Knock(ers)ing it.

I agree. It's time to nip(ple) this in the bud!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2011, 02:09:37 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on May 26, 2011, 01:41:33 PM
I agree. It's time to nip(ple) this in the bud!  :cheersmate:
I think there's room for a cuple more puns yet.
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2011, 02:16:38 PM »
Quote from: bijou on May 26, 2011, 02:09:37 PM
I think there's room for a cuple more puns yet.

I understand that the woman in question bought one of those Playtex "living" bras but had to give it away since she didn't know what to feed it.

My cupth about ready to run over with punth...  :wink:
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2011, 03:00:23 PM »
You guys keep hooking me in to this thread, knowing that straps aren't my thing and that I'd rather knock out a few pushups.
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2011, 03:04:00 PM »
MOI?

Not MOI! I ain't hooking anything!

Now UNhooking is a different scenario.  :naughty:
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2011, 04:23:18 PM »
Moooooooove along. Nothing to see (unfortunately) here. Udder disgusting.
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2011, 04:54:30 PM »
So was she bounced from the courtroom?

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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2011, 05:17:24 PM »
Did anyone else catch the name of the lawyer representing the car dealership?  Thomas Gooch.  I think I'd change my name.
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2011, 06:31:25 PM »
This thread is udderly useless without pics!
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2011, 06:41:13 PM »
Thanks for the mammaries.
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2011, 06:48:35 PM »
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2011, 08:43:28 AM »
Considering the picture, I would have to conclude that the terms "sexy" and "buxom" are very subjective.
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Re: Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2011, 08:48:13 AM »
I think we've milked this topic long enough.
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