While we're on the topic of borders, this looked interesting ...Time for America to Roll Back Its BordersDear President Obama:
I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. Actually, it is a series of requests. First and foremost, I will be asking that you return America to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that
Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen. I make this request because I don’t like your policies and I don’t like you. If I sound like I’m asking for too much just be patient. I’m only getting started.
I am also asking that you sell the
State of Washington to the Canadians. >>>
Probably the main reason I want you to sell Washington to the Canadians is that I want you to do the same with
Oregon. >>> let’s face it, the state is full of socialists who need good health care. And, speaking of blazing, we need to get rid of all those pot smokers, too. They sure do burn a lot of weed for people who think they are environmentalists.
California is a no-brainer. We can significantly cut the national debt by getting rid of the Golden State. Plus, we could get rid of Nancy Pelosi and, more importantly, all the fruitcakes who elected her. >>>
Maine needs to go, too. Even their Republicans act like Democrats. They don’t even have any professional sports teams. We should sell them to Canada as soon as possible.
New Hampshire has to be sold to Canada, too. I’m tired of these guys choosing our presidents. Plus, New Hampshire is full of Democrats who own guns. That kind of scares me. They might hurt themselves >>>
Getting rid of
Connecticut is also a no-brainer. They haven’t voted Republican in years. I have no use for any state that could re-elect Christopher Dodd. >>>
Finally, we need to turn over
Delaware to the Canadians. If we’re going to get rid of you, Mr. President, then we need to get rid of the Vice-President, too. Can you just imagine Joe Biden using the line about you being pretty clean and articulate for a black guy? If he repeats that line as a Canadian citizen they will convict him of a hate crime!
In my leaner – and admittedly meaner – 38-state America one thing is certain: We will never again elect a Democratic president. >>>
In short, Mr. President, we need to reconsider the way we treat our friends. Our enemies might be inspired by our example.
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Im still wondering if anybody is going to fabricate a Hawaiian "certificate of live birth" for Benjamin Netanyahu.