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The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« on: May 18, 2011, 02:03:47 PM »
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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2011, 02:46:42 PM »
Number 4. Why? Just why?  :o



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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 03:22:59 PM »
Found something else on that site:

http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Galleries/Bizarre/The-30-Most-Disturbing-Child-Beauty-Pageant-Photos.html

These parents should be beat with a tack hammer.
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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 03:43:36 PM »



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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 04:46:23 PM »
OMG! 

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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 04:53:06 PM »


Eupher???????

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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2011, 04:55:40 PM »


Eupher???????

I copied this same link and was fixing to post "Eupher"?    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:






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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2011, 04:56:57 PM »
WTF?   :lmao:







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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2011, 05:06:56 PM »
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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2011, 05:14:21 PM »
WTF?   :lmao:



It could be William Pitts senior picture.

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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2011, 05:49:34 PM »
It could be William Pitts senior picture.

I keep thinking possibly Texascop  :lmao:  he drives a BMW ya know? :mental:






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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2011, 05:53:25 PM »
I copied this same link and was fixing to post "Eupher"?    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Poor Eupher.  That makes three of us.  :-)  There is another guy with some sort of brass a few more pages in, but not as good as this guy. 

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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2011, 06:37:47 AM »
Holy crap how old is this girl?







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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2011, 07:14:10 AM »
Holy crap how old is this girl?






What about this one? Kids shouldn't have stomachs like that. I remember an 8 y/o little body builder. The doc said his growth will be stunted because he had worked all of his baby fat off, tissue that allows expansion and growth.
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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2011, 07:52:41 AM »
borderline child abuse






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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2011, 09:27:32 AM »
borderline child abuse

As far as I'm concerned it IS child abuse. I would venture to say that nearly all these kids have a mother behind them that is obsessed with the whole pageantry B.S. I feel that most of these mothers are living vicariously through their children.
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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2011, 10:05:38 AM »
I hate that child pageant crap, too, and I think it is child abuse.  Those pictures make me so disgusted. 

Now, as for that guy with the cowboy hat and Christmas garland trimming his suit.   WTF is that???  I really want to know, serious question. 

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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2011, 10:07:29 AM »
Now, as for that guy with the cowboy hat and Christmas garland trimming his suit.   WTF is that???  I really want to know, serious question. 

I'm more concerned/worried about the dude in the boxer-briefs with the goofy cap and bottle of wine.  :???:
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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2011, 12:00:47 PM »


Eupher???????

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Naw, ain't me. I didn't start playing tuba till the fall of 2009.

And no way in hell would I have played any kind of woodwind. Damn things need to be burned.

Besides, where did that faggot get that ugly-assed uniform? Looks like something out of the Barnum & Bailey Circus.  :lmao:
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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2011, 12:03:54 PM »
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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2011, 02:27:31 PM »
Found something else on that site:

http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Galleries/Bizarre/The-30-Most-Disturbing-Child-Beauty-Pageant-Photos.html

These parents should be beat with a tack hammer.

That left me speechless. A fly flew into my mouth.
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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2011, 09:28:40 PM »
Somehow, I don't think these are all senior pictures.

Maybe it was the guy posing with a bowl of cereal that gives it away.
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Re: The 100 Worst Senior Portraits Of All Time
« Reply #24 on: May 19, 2011, 10:58:11 PM »
Holy crap how old is this girl?



Way too young to look like that.