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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2011, 09:23:29 AM »
Quote from: Karin on May 18, 2011, 07:23:00 AM
IBM?  He tried to get in at IBM?  This is like trying to get in at GE.

They take ONLY the best of the best, and that includes the janitors.  Bush prosperity years or no, he didn't stand a snowball's chance, and shouldn't have even tried.  These companies demand all you've got, handsomely compensated of course, but there is no time for pothead hobbies.  Or any hobbies, for that matter. 
I'm sure that if DUmmy Taverner had a chance to work at IBM, it was not the "International Business Machines" kind of IBM. It could have been the Illinois Broom Manufacturing company, or Isaac's Bagel Market, but it wasn't International Business Machines.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2011, 12:25:47 PM »
 :lmao: :lmao:

Incorporated Bong Makers?

Institute of Boozing Moochers?

Imbecilic Baking Morons?

Insensate Buzzed Mushheads?
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2011, 02:01:13 PM »
Somewhere there's a business whose initials have an I, a B, and an M in them, which is going to do considerably better in the next quarter than it looked like they might have a week ago.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2011, 02:07:46 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on May 18, 2011, 08:42:30 AM
What a waste of boobiez.


What?  Boobiez?  Someone said boobiez?

I like boobiez!
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2011, 02:09:21 PM »
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts)      Wed May-11-11 06:08 PM
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I did not get the IBM job...
   
I am getting drunk right now as we speak...er...post

****itall!

Why does EVERY SINGLE ****ING JOB have to be a competition to the death?

Would it be wrong of me to send my rejectors dead fish in the mail?

It worked for Rahm

How's that hopey-changey thing workin' out for ya?
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2011, 02:14:50 PM »
I guess the detachable penis scheme didn't work?
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2011, 05:02:09 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 18, 2011, 02:14:50 PM
I guess the detachable penis scheme didn't work?

For some reason, when I read "detachable penis", my first thought was of John Wayne Bobbitt.

Then I thought of Snap On Tools.   :rotf:   :lmao:
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2011, 04:20:38 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 18, 2011, 05:02:09 PM
For some reason, when I read "detachable penis", my first thought was of John Wayne Bobbitt.

Then I thought of Snap On Tools.   :rotf:   :lmao:

You didn't think of Chaz Bono? :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2011, 09:15:17 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 18, 2011, 05:02:09 PM
For some reason, when I read "detachable penis", my first thought was of John Wayne Bobbitt.

Then I thought of Snap On Tools.   :rotf:   :lmao:

I'll never again be able to reach in my toolbox and not think of an ugly lesbian...... :rotf:
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2011, 09:17:27 AM »
[youtube=425,350]byDiILrNbM4[/youtube]

fixed URL.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2011, 09:21:11 AM »
Apparently I didn't. Youtube was yo.utube in the url. What were you trying to post, Ralph?
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #36 on: May 19, 2011, 09:24:41 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on May 19, 2011, 09:21:11 AM
Apparently I didn't. Youtube was yo.utube in the url. What were you trying to post, Ralph?

It looked wrong, it had that "." in the middle when I copied it over.

Here, I was trying to post a song called "Detachable Penis".  It seemed applicable.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2011, 11:37:31 AM »
Fat, Druged and Stupid is no way to go through life Taverner. Dumbass.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2011, 12:55:47 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on May 19, 2011, 11:37:31 AM
Fat, Druged and Stupid is no way to go through life Taverner. Dumbass.

Shit, it's "worked" for Taverner for how long now?  Maybe we shouldn't be knocking his "alternate lifestyle" until we've tried it?

 :-)  No; I didn't think so, either.  :lmao:
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2011, 05:23:19 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 19, 2011, 04:20:38 AM
You didn't think of Chaz Bono? :tongue: :fuelfire:

That was more of an "add on" than a Snap On.   :rotf:
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #40 on: May 19, 2011, 08:18:09 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on May 19, 2011, 11:37:31 AM
Fat, Druged and Stupid is no way to go through life Taverner. Dumbass.
Yeah, but DUmbass knows no other way. :-)
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