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Offline ScubaGuy

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Taverner didn't get the job
« on: May 17, 2011, 05:12:04 PM »
Not that it should come as a surprise.

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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed May-11-11 06:08 PM
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I did not get the IBM job...
   
I am getting drunk right now as we speak...er...post

****itall!

Why does EVERY SINGLE ****ING JOB have to be a competition to the death?

Would it be wrong of me to send my rejectors dead fish in the mail?

It worked for Rahm


Gee why would it be a competition?  Could it be that they want to hire the best person available for the job?  This ass clown probably showed up high and like most DUmmies demonstrated what to complete loser he is.   :loser:

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8. Sorry. It's been a while and I wondering. Could network and work for yourself?    Updated at 3:56 PM
   
Why should your skills go unused because you don't fit their model? You still know how to do more than 'follow orders,' I'm sure.
   

That would take effort and then he would actually have to produce something in order to get and keep clients.

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9. Costs money to make money
   
And I know I would be a horrible CEO. I'd be too honest all the time.

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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2011, 05:17:08 PM »
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9. Costs money to make money
   
And I know I would be a horrible CEO. I'd be too honest stoned all the time.

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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2011, 05:17:29 PM »
The hiring manager, once they the DUmmie was shown the door: :yahoo:
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2011, 05:20:55 PM »
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu May-12-11 01:00 PM
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9. Costs money to make money
   
And I know I would be a horrible CEO. I'd be too honest all the time.

Uh, which successful CEOs aren't honest all the time? 

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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2011, 05:24:58 PM »
I thought he was supposed to take a drug test? how did he not get the job if the test wasn't due for a couple of weeks?
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2011, 05:30:46 PM »
Even if he did get the job I can't help but think his online confessions to illegal drug use and incitements to violence would ahve found their way to his employer.

just sayin'
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2011, 05:43:52 PM »
This DUmp Lounge post was May 11. His quest for a way to beat drug testing was May 16 in GD.
He lost the job the DUmp democrat way, he's a stoner. He has also posted recently about his addiction to morphine and "hydros".
A drug test strip in his piss would look like a Jesse Jackson bumper sticker.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2011, 05:46:09 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 17, 2011, 05:43:52 PM
A drug test strip in his piss would look like a Jesse Jackson bumper sticker.

That's not a bumper sticker, that's a child support enforcement notice.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2011, 05:47:15 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 17, 2011, 05:24:58 PM
I thought he was supposed to take a drug test? how did he not get the job if the test wasn't due for a couple of weeks?

DUmmies lie, all the time.

Dummies lie.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2011, 06:26:27 PM »
I bet he would have got that job at IBM in the Bush Prosperity Years.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2011, 06:29:54 PM »
Quote from: jukin on May 17, 2011, 06:26:27 PM
I bet he would have got that job at IBM in the Bush Prosperity Years.

Probably.

That's one of the evolutionary changes on Skins's island the past couple of years.

During 2001-2009, the primitives usually whined about their jobs.

Since January 21, 2009, it seems the primitives have been whining about having no jobs.

It's an important evolutionary change.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2011, 06:45:35 PM »
So he interviewed at IBM? For what? Janitor?

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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2011, 07:16:52 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on May 17, 2011, 06:45:35 PM
So he interviewed at IBM? For what? Janitor?



Probably, but it was above his abilities.   :rotf:
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2011, 08:16:38 PM »
Quote from: jukin on May 17, 2011, 06:26:27 PM
I bet he would have got that job at IBM in the Bush Prosperity Years.
More than likely. People had jobs and were spending money like it was going out of style.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2011, 02:53:58 AM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on May 17, 2011, 06:45:35 PM
So he interviewed at IBM? For what? Janitor?

Janitorial work is pretty much the antithesis of what DU-posting stoners are able or willing to do.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2011, 03:08:00 AM »
Perhaps the lad should have avoided drugs.
I know, not gonna happen.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2011, 04:12:45 AM »
Quote from: LC EFA on May 18, 2011, 02:53:58 AM
Janitorial work is pretty much the antithesis of what DU-posting stoners are able or willing to do.

But, they revel in their Ph.Ds in Womyn's Studies, which qualifies them to say, "Do you want fries with that?"
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2011, 04:46:07 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 18, 2011, 04:12:45 AM
But, they revel in their Ph.Ds in Womyn's Studies, which qualifies them to say, "Do you want fries with that?"

Yeah, but hand them a mop and bucket and one of two things will happen. They will do a half day, strain their back and then clock out on compo for the next 10 years or they will drop dead of a massive outrage attack at the prospect of doing peasant work.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2011, 07:14:06 AM »
Quote from: LC EFA on May 18, 2011, 04:46:07 AM
Yeah, but hand them a mop and bucket and one of two things will happen. They will do a half day, strain their back and then clock out on compo for the next 10 years or they will drop dead of a massive outrage attack at the prospect of doing peasant work.

When Ava, the chinless one, was still a post whore at DU, she would start a ton of picture threads. From the appearances of the inside of DUmmies houses who posted in those picture threads, I would say that DUmmies didn't know what a broom or mop was.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2011, 07:23:00 AM »
IBM?  He tried to get in at IBM?  This is like trying to get in at GE.

They take ONLY the best of the best, and that includes the janitors.  Bush prosperity years or no, he didn't stand a snowball's chance, and shouldn't have even tried.  These companies demand all you've got, handsomely compensated of course, but there is no time for pothead hobbies.  Or any hobbies, for that matter. 
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2011, 07:35:33 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 17, 2011, 05:24:58 PM
I thought he was supposed to take a drug test? how did he not get the job if the test wasn't due for a couple of weeks?

I seriously think he's a f'n liar and makes shit up just to post on DU to bitch about "the man".
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2011, 08:19:56 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on May 18, 2011, 07:14:06 AM
When Ava, the chinless one, was still a post whore at DU, she would start a ton of picture threads. From the appearances of the inside of DUmmies houses who posted in those picture threads, I would say that DUmmies didn't know what a broom or mop was.

Wasn't Lioness Pryianka (sp?) one of those who often posted semi-revealing photos of herself with the background looking like Oscar Madison's bedroom?
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2011, 08:23:12 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 18, 2011, 08:19:56 AM
Wasn't Lioness Pryianka (sp?) one of those who often posted semi-revealing photos of herself with the background looking like Oscar Madison's bedroom?

Yes.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2011, 08:42:30 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 18, 2011, 08:19:56 AM
Wasn't Lioness Pryianka (sp?) one of those who often posted semi-revealing photos of herself with the background looking like Oscar Madison's bedroom?

What a waste of boobiez.
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Re: Taverner didn't get the job
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2011, 08:51:58 AM »
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Why does EVERY SINGLE ****ING JOB have to be a competition to the death?

because contrary to what you DUmmies believe, a job is a privilege, not a right or entitlment.
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