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Offline Gratiot

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Meanwhile, In Canada
« on: May 08, 2011, 01:20:47 PM »
   
Environmentalists Watching for Bears who Guarded Pot   

Quote from: Katie Schneider QMI Agency
The fate of a group of black bears found last summer apparently guarding a suspected marijuana grow operation is still up in the air as B.C. officials wait for them to wake up from hibernation.

B.C. Minister of Environment Terry Lake said conservation officers will be keeping a watchful eye out for the bruins after they awake from their slumber to see if they return to a Christina Lake property where they were found last August, lounging tamely around a pot patch and eating dog food.

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Re: Meanwhile, In Canada
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2011, 02:07:38 PM »
THIS JUST IN:

Group of Black Bears Found Rummaging Through Twinkie factory
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

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Re: Meanwhile, In Canada
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2011, 10:52:35 AM »
   
Environmentalists Watching for Bears who Guarded Pot   

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And some of you make fun of Canadians,----- Hell this is a Business and the Cost to hire 15 people, salary and provide weapons and transportation around the area to protect the crop that may yield $5,800,000  bites deep into the overhead. Not really a good  business profit.  Costs to harvest and transport are huge.  The chance of someone making a deal with the police is none.    One can trust a bear to not talk about anything.

The Canadians that people think are stupid came up with a win-win idea, hire wildlife to patroll the area, no weapons, no transportation cost for them,, no salary , just 150 pounds of Kibbles AND Bits a day. No worry that the new bear in town is a Nark or going to run to the cops with their story.

A fantastic business move,  I kind of admire the business savvy they had.   It does not matter that they were taken down 5 years after they started their business, they just moved on elsewhere perhaps 500 miles into areas that had fewer people. 

No guns, no fire fights with police, no one killed and the crop is pure.   Darn if one is to run any kind of business legal or not, the brains behind this idea of non lethal security is very interesting.

None of the blood soaked drugs coming in from Mexico, no gang wars, and no locals taking bribes to look the other way.----

Heck, I think this is a brilliant idea for a business, be it growing drugs or manufacturing something for the government that is top secrete.

Say Sparky, were we to place high fences about our nuke plants for 100 acres about it and import bears to to roam about, how many security guards would we need, how much the cost of hiring people, their salary, health care and workmans compassion's be cut down??????  We could cut the cost by 1/4 and still have even better security then we have today.

Want security along the waterfront. turn loose a gaggle of Geese, these ****ers will not just alert you to people coming in from the water front but actually attack them.

Then there are our high securiety prisons, the idea of escape may slow down the convicts ideas that there are Geese to sound the alarm and bears to get past to where evering they wish to go.-------Weapons may misfire or miss one but a bear will get you.

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Re: Meanwhile, In Canada
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2011, 12:06:25 PM »
Then there are our high securiety prisons, the idea of escape may slow down the convicts ideas that there are Geese to sound the alarm and bears to get past to where evering they wish to go.-------Weapons may misfire or miss one but a bear will get you.

Well, I for one have often wished I had a trap door in front of my desk...with a watery pit full of hungry crocodiles under it, and the lever to release the door under my desk.
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Re: Meanwhile, In Canada
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2011, 01:22:11 PM »
Well, I for one have often wished I had a trap door in front of my desk...with a watery pit full of hungry crocodiles under it, and the lever to release the door under my desk.

When they install it, are you going to tent your fingers and then say "Excellent!"

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Re: Meanwhile, In Canada
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2011, 03:06:35 PM »
Precisely, my good man!

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