Rambling Nutjob Redstone whines....

[lastparker]

Mostly this is just typical, badly written DUmmy boo-hooing, but halfway through the muck is the obligatory "fundy cutoff".  Screw you, Redstone.  I doubt your "friend" wants your self-righteous forgiveness.

What a piece of work.  He deserves every rotten thing that comes his way.

Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Wed Apr-16-08 03:04 PM
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Could this ****ing horrible day get ANY ****ing worse?
 Advertisements [?]9 AM: Phone call to tell me that my Uncle Tom died. God damn it. He was a great guy, and I say that not only because I used to stay with him at his place in Cambridge in the 1960s, right off Mass Ave and just down the street from Harvard, where I learned so much from the hippies that summer when I was 13. He seemed to be in pretty good shape for a guy in his seventies when he came up from Alabama to have Thanksgiving at our house last November. But I guess you never know.

10 AM: I find out, just at the time the funeral is happening, that the guy who was my best friend through high school and for years thereafter (though we got estranged in 2001 for reasons I don't want to discuss) died last Friday. This is a guy I spent half a million miles with (we were drivin' fools back in The Day), and the other half of the team who won all those Foosball tournament trophies (I was the better goalie, whether you'll admit it or not) that I still have downstairs somewhere. I'll smoke a 'Boro and drink a shot of Jack for you, buddy, and eat a cheesesteak hoagie at Pudge's in your memory as soon as I can. And I'll forgive you for turning into a Gun Nut and ruining our friendship by having done so.

Then there was more stress-producing unpleasantness an hour ago. Out of the clear blue sky, just like THAT, when I had hoped to get one ****ing afternoon (because I know better than to expect an entire DAY) with no additional stress piled on top of all the stress I have already. But no. And I'll not discuss the source of THAT stress either, but the fact that it hasn't resulted in me having a heart attack yet says that I really AM a tough son of a bitch...though, this day, I certainly don't feel like one.

**** me. I know I've had worse days (the day when I got shot would probably qualify, but that was a long time ago), but this is one day I'd rather not have had.

Thank you all for allowing me to whine.

It's funny, when I was a kid, my parents thought there was something wrong with me because I didn't cry. Ever. But right now, I think I'll go out and sit in the screen porch for a few minutes and weep. Maybe that will help me get ready to deal with whatever the hell is going to hit me next...and I hope so, because whatever the next thing is, I know it's not going to be something good.

Redstone

 

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[franksolich]

Oh my.

It's a good thing the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive kept hold of his wallet when his old pal the lying titty primitive paid him a visit, hoping to borrow some money.

My condolences to the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive; even primitives have feelings.

[Tess Anderson]

Yes, there is something about Redstone's writing style that grates my last nerve as well, just as much as the content of his posts - smoking a "Boro" and drinking a shot of "JacK". 

So, apparently, you can't be friends with him if you currently own a gun. What a pretentious little twit.

[Taxman]

I don't know but Deadstone seems to have a little Titty in him.  He spins yarns somewhat like old Titty boy.  Next thing you know Deadstone will be the second most highly decorated Spaceshuttle tailgunner.  

[franksolich]

I don't know but Deadstone seems to have a little Titty in him.  He spins yarns somewhat like old Titty boy.  Next thing you know Deadstone will be the second most highly decorated Spaceshuttle tailgunner. 

Well, you know, sir, allegedly in real life the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive and the lying titty primitive many years ago hitchhiked through the American southwest together.

It's not just the lying titty primitive claiming this; the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive has alleged it from time-to-time, even when the lying titty primitive's been on another part of Skins's island.

Long-time friendship of course didn't open the wallet of the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, though.

[DixieBelle]

I find it telling that he is so open about his trauma (dead uncle and some 'stress inducing unpleasantness' hmmmm.....) but yet refuses to discuss the details. He wants pity but doesn't want to share his responsibility in the family rift with the deceased relative? At least own up to your mistakes. I see that once again, politics trumps all else.

[delilahmused]

I don't know but Deadstone seems to have a little Titty in him.  He spins yarns somewhat like old Titty boy.  Next thing you know Deadstone will be the second most highly decorated Spaceshuttle tailgunner. 

Well, you know, sir, allegedly in real life the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive and the lying titty primitive many years ago hitchhiked through the American southwest together.

It's not just the lying titty primitive claiming this; the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive has alleged it from time-to-time, even when the lying titty primitive's been on another part of Skins's island.

Long-time friendship of course didn't open the wallet of the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, though.

Well, one would think that the bird-smacker could verify some TiT's amazing stories. Seriously, why would anyone want to claim friendship with someone who lies and plagerizes on a daily basis? I'd be completely embarassed. Maybe TiT should have a fund raiser. He's quite good at making up stories, I'm sure he could make up a plausibly pathetic story (even better than the dearly departed red-head had) of doom, gloom, and death. The DUmmies absolutely love being part of those "feel-good" scams.

Cindie

[asdf2231]

Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Wed Apr-16-08 03:04 PM

10 AM: I find out, just at the time the funeral is happening, that the guy who was my best friend through high school and for years thereafter (though we got estranged in 2001 for reasons I don't want to discuss)

Yet another Liberal Asshole who let BDS and his effed up world views get between him and someone he loved.

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

I don't know but Deadstone seems to have a little Titty in him.  He spins yarns somewhat like old Titty boy.  Next thing you know Deadstone will be the second most highly decorated Spaceshuttle tailgunner.  

Yeah Tax I was noticing that too! No wonder they're in love!

[Taxman]

I don't know but Deadstone seems to have a little Titty in him.  He spins yarns somewhat like old Titty boy.  Next thing you know Deadstone will be the second most highly decorated Spaceshuttle tailgunner.  

Yeah Tax I was noticing that too! No wonder they're in love!

Can you imagine how the bullshit flows when the two of them are together...each trying to outdo one another.  They both have likely climbed mountains higher than Mount Everest starting at the base and doing it in a sprint without taking one breath on their way up. 

[franksolich]

"bump" in memory of Redstone.