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DUmmies Discuss Saving The Kootch
« on: May 04, 2011, 11:23:57 AM »
DUmmy LoZoccolo vastly overestimates the DUmp's power of perception:
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LoZoccolo  (1000+ posts)        Wed May-04-11 11:47 AM
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This is why I think that Dennis Kucinich should move to a former blue dog destrict.
As we know, we lost so many blue dog Democratic seats in the 2010 election because the candidates were not progressive enough. If Dennis Kucinich moved to one of these districts, he would win and we would not be losing a progressive Democratic seat. He has not ruled out moving to Washington and running there, but that would probably be progressive territory already; the districts where blue dogs lost to Republicans are the districts where a progressive would really win.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1033740
I hope when you read that, you realized DUmmy LoZoccolo was teasing his fellow DUmmies.

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Bumblebee (1000+ posts)      Wed May-04-11 11:50 AM
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1. No, UFO should move him to another planet. He can run there.
 


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JonLP24  (1000+ posts)        Wed May-04-11 12:04 PM
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15. I must be living in a different reality as well
because I agree with almost all of his political positions.

Poor, stupid DUmmy LoZoccolo should know by now taht you cannot make a funny at the DUmp without using that stupid "sarcasm" thing. People are just too DUmb to catch a joke without it.


So DUmmy LoZoccolo tries to make the joke more obvious:
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LoZoccolo  (1000+ posts)        Wed May-04-11 11:51 AM
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2. Also, it would bring out the legion of hidden progressive voters to the polls.
The reason that Republicans win is that there is a legion of hidden progressive voters in these districts. They only seem to be centrist or conservative, but that is because the progressive voters stay home.

If Dennis Kucinich ran, the legion of hidden progressive voters would turn out on election day. These are hard-to-get voters who don't even show up to the primary.

 

DUmmy Bumblebee still doesn't get it:
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Bumblebee (1000+ posts)      Wed May-04-11 11:57 AM
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7. Kucinich progressive? As in progressively loony?
I live in WA state. If he moves here and runs, there is no chance in hell I will vote for him. He is by now no less of a joke than Donald Trump.
 


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LoZoccolo  (1000+ posts)        Wed May-04-11 12:03 PM
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14. Read the posts from after the election where people mention "blue dog" Democrats losing.
A lot of people expressing that the voters wanted a real progressive. We can't tell whether or not the progressives here stayed home because of the blue dogs, but would have turned out for a progressive candidate, but they may have even been saying "I would have voted for a progressive".



The joke is finally starting to dawn on DUmmy sufrommich:
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sufrommich  (1000+ posts)        Wed May-04-11 12:06 PM
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18. It's a mirror image of what freepers said about McCain's loss.
A purer conservative would have won. Same song, different singers.
Bingo!


Finally, DUmmy LoZoccolo comes clean. He'll never leave out the stupid "sarcasm" thingie again.
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LoZoccolo  (1000+ posts)        Wed May-04-11 12:05 PM
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16. I can't take credit for it, though.
It's a strategy proposed by a lot of people on the Internet. Who are the inside-the-beltway insiders to argue with the grassroots? They are not on the ground. They do not have four or five friends who are progressive non-voters. They do not run into people in line at the grocery store who complain about the lack of choices when they see a headline in the paper, and make a public pronouncement to people in the grocery line.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Saving The Kootch
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2011, 11:26:24 AM »
This thread is totally not as advertised!!!!

I thought it was gonna be all about how the male DUmmies get together to commiserate over how to keep their skanks from kicking their effeminate asses to the curb and taking a hike.  :-)

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Saving The Kootch
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2011, 01:02:45 PM »
Well I had a good laugh, anyway, LoZoc, even if nobody else got your comedy.  I loved this gem:

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the districts where blue dogs lost to Republicans are the districts where a progressive would really win.

But you really had me rolling with this:

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people in line at the grocery store who complain about the lack of choices when they see a headline in the paper, and make a public pronouncement to people in the grocery line.

 :lmao: :rotf:  Are you a very durable mole?