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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Police: Man was drinking brandy with pants down in mall restroom
« on: April 13, 2011, 11:04:37 AM »
A Park Ridge man was arrested last week after police reportedly found him drinking alcohol with his pants down in a restroom at the Golf Mill Shopping Center in north suburban Niles.

Eric Wojciechowski, of the 1300 block of South Washington Avenue, was charged with disorderly conduct April 5 after police reportedly saw him standing in a restroom with his pants down, drinking a bottle of brandy.

According to police, as officers attempted to get information from Wojciechowski, his pants fell down three more times.

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Not Florida!  :-)
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Re: Police: Man was drinking brandy with pants down in mall restroom
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2011, 04:06:37 PM »
Wait . . .

That's illegal?!?

[goes forth to change my ways]

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Re: Police: Man was drinking brandy with pants down in mall restroom
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2011, 04:09:45 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on April 13, 2011, 11:04:37 AM
A Park Ridge man was arrested last week after police reportedly found him drinking alcohol with his pants down in a restroom at the Golf Mill Shopping Center in north suburban Niles.

Eric Wojciechowski, of the 1300 block of South Washington Avenue, was charged with disorderly conduct April 5 after police reportedly saw him standing in a restroom with his pants down, drinking a bottle of brandy.

According to police, as officers attempted to get information from Wojciechowski, his pants fell down three more times.

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Not Florida!  :-)
Amateur! In Florida he'd have been on a highway at least.
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Re: Police: Man was drinking brandy with pants down in mall restroom
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2011, 09:50:29 AM »
Anyone missing from the DUmp?
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Re: Police: Man was drinking brandy with pants down in mall restroom
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2011, 10:55:14 AM »
Quote from: thelaughingman on April 14, 2011, 09:50:29 AM
Anyone missing from the DUmp?

Who was the DUmmie that was always taking pictures of cops and getting in trouble?
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Re: Police: Man was drinking brandy with pants down in mall restroom
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2011, 10:56:15 AM »
Ragging in Miami
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Re: Police: Man was drinking brandy with pants down in mall restroom
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2011, 11:39:13 AM »
Sounds like it could be quite a sight, my only question?  How did he draw suction? :rotf:
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