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You know you're an aging hippie when...You put on reading glasses before you roll a jointYou get the munchies for a can of EnsureYou’re going bald so you adopt a Ben Franklin hairstyleYou’ve switched from acid to antacidYou sit around and tell youngsters what the price of a lid was back in the dayThe cops pull you over and you think they’re going to search you and your car for dope,but they just tell you your turn signal has been blinking for the past 2 milesSkinny dipping? Uh...no thanks, I’ll just sit and watch
i feel old when one of my favorite bands comes to town and I could care less because the old geezers on stage do not resemble the rockers that i saw when i was in high school.....took my kid to a rock show and found myself asking ''where is the parent's quiet room''?
When you piss and it runs on gravity instead of pressure.
When you mention a lid or balling a chick and nobody know what the **** your talking about.
When you watch the footage of Arlo Guthrie from Woodstock and you have to explain to the kids that "Rappin' with the Fuzz" didn't mean he was sitting in with a hip hop group.
You look at life through rose-colored bifocals
When you are around a group of ppl and nobody is talking to eachother because everyone is to busy with their cellphones texting other ppl.
(1)...When The Highlighted Date On Your Calender Used To Denote TheDate Of Your Favourite Bands Rock Concert.......But Now It DenotesThe Date For Your Next Prostate Check-Up...*true story*....(2)...When You Decide That It's Finally Time To Dread All That Long Hair, But 19 MonthsLater You Discover The Dreads On The Top Are More Akin To Dreadlets...*true story*....(3)...When You Walk Into Your Favourite Chinese Take-Out And Find AllThe Seats In The Waiting Lounge Are Taken By Teenagers, Then One Stands UpAnd Offers You His Seat...*true story*....(4)...When You Used To Boast To Your Mates You Could Piss Over The Wall In TheTowns Public Toilet, But Nowdays It Just Dribbles Down Your Balls...*true story*...
just turned 51...so...ya....doctor gets to go where no man has gone before
I get pulled over by the cops and all I'm worried about is if my seat belts on.
I came across this this morning and got a kick out of it, thought I'd share it with you good folks.OLD†IS WHEN….. Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,†and your answer is, “Choose one, I can’t do both!â€â€œOLD†IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefooted.“OLD†IS WHEN… A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.“OLD†IS WHEN…. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.“OLD†IS WHEN….. You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.“OLD†IS WHEN….. You are cautioned to slow down by…. The doctor instead of by the police.“OLD†IS WHEN…. “Getting a little action†means you don’t need to take any fiber today.“OLD†IS WHEN….. “Getting lucky†means you manage to find your car in the parking lot.“OLD†IS WHEN….. An “all-nighter†means not having to get up to pee.
Instead of smoking pot you now eat it raw for the fiberYou still flash the peace sign though it bothers your arthritis"I'm not wearing tie-dye, those are varicose veins!"
you know you are an aging hippie when a shoulder and back rub is more appealing than a blow job
I guess "don't trust anybody over 30" doesn't apply anymore.
Hell, any more, sir, with the hippies, it's "don't trust anybody under 60."Remember, Bela, Harry, Joe, Bernie, Jay, Jerry, &c., &c., &c., are all in their 70s, or nearly so.
