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WHAT THE **** WAS THAT???!!!  :jerkit: :nutkick: :asssmack: :diebouncy: :yourpoint:

I can think of a few biker bars I'd like to bring these fems to, that would be some funny shit! :lmao:


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I'm sure many men feel like this when they aren't getting laid. Reminded me of that old Sonny and Cher skit where the men and women reversed roles. Haven't seen it since I was a kid.
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Conservatives: where the women are tougher than liberal men.

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Hey babe, I want to feel my masculine energy inside you.

That's all got out of the 20 seconds I watched, I may have missed the overall point these two douches were going for though.
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Hey babe, I want to feel my masculine energy inside you.

That's all got out of the 20 seconds I watched, I may have missed the overall point these two douches were going for though.

More than 2.
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nine eleven is a car
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September 11, 2001 was an attack
Never Forget, or Minimize.

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****ing emasculated Englishmen... I guess they must make eunuchs of the men in the UK when they're born or something.....

That was so pathetic that it made me want to :puke:  If I was "man" like that, I'd just go ahead and kill myself.
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Didn't get that far.

But you must.

Consider a natural science exhibit of what they looked like before they were hunted into extinction. It's as if Alan Alda, Woody Allen and the band Green Day were all genetically melded together.
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But you must.

Consider a natural science exhibit of what they looked like before they were hunted into extinction. It's as if Alan Alda, Woody Allen and the band Green Day were all genetically melded together.
You're describing this guy-

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpbpzif7jGk[/youtube]


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But you must.

Consider a natural science exhibit of what they looked like before they were hunted into extinction. It's as if Alan Alda, Woody Allen and the band Green Day were all genetically melded together.


I will endeavor to try again.
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After watching (almost) the whole thing and wondering where they got all those lesbians with deep voices and bad facial hair . . .

I find that my testosterone count has dropped to suicidal levels.

And speaking of suicide, my sperm just did.

I feel the need to . . . to . . . dust while embracing the anti-commercial coercion of my sacred form.

Cali Peg's poetry makes sense to me now, an exuberant blushing of the juicy intermingling within respect.

I now must . . . must . . . must . . .

pee sitting down.

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I'm guessing they were part of the Heaven's Gate cult that didn't eat the applesauce and join the mothership.

BTW--for those who forgot, one of the things that the HG men did was cut off their balls.
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I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

No.  It was a lot.

And it's still coming out.


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With all of the advisories in this thread, I think that I will use wisdom, which is using others' experiences to form my opinion.

I'm not watching it. :tongue:
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Those *ahem* men *chokegag* need to meet Risawn:

http://dogtags.risawn.com/image/at4.jpg

http://www.risawn.com/blog3/boomstick.jpg

http://www.risawn.com/blog4/santa1.jpg

I remember her.

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DU wants to gauge their own opinion on the vid.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x841743

If you even have to ask...

BTW - read the comments at youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_uRIMUBnvw

The detractors are deliberately hilarious and the supporters are unintentionally hilarious.
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fags ::)

I would wager that 80% of the males on the video are on there as punishment for domestic abuse, 15% are gay, and 5% are making some sort of cash from this.  No woman that I know about would ever want to be intimate with sissy men who would probably start crying during sex.  If this video was shown to female sex addicts they would lose their libido in an instant.
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