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Offline mamacags

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thirty years of stone cold destruction
« on: March 28, 2011, 06:58:23 AM »
Thirty years ago today the Earth trembled as a uterus belched forth a demonic progeny so horrid that few dare to speak its name.  Yes today is the black day of rememberence.  Hold your children tight, cover their eyes, sprinkle holy water on your door step.  Julia Stiles is 30 today.  I must now go cover mirrors and lock my doors.  God bless you all!
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Re: thirty years of stone cold destruction
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2011, 07:05:09 AM »
Don't gotz no holy water...how 'bout I drink a beer and pee on the steps?
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Re: thirty years of stone cold destruction
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2011, 07:58:55 AM »
That and she's a liberal hippie douchebag.
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Re: thirty years of stone cold destruction
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2011, 08:54:04 AM »
I hear tell, the fact that we have young miss Stiles at all is Mamacags own fault.  Julia Stiles was born twins, and the doctor told Mamacags to drown the evil one.  Mamacags goofed.

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Re: thirty years of stone cold destruction
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2011, 09:19:42 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 28, 2011, 07:05:09 AM
Don't gotz no holy water...how 'bout I drink a beer and pee on the steps?

Works for me
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Re: thirty years of stone cold destruction
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2011, 09:22:31 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on March 28, 2011, 08:54:04 AM
I hear tell, the fact that we have young miss Stiles at all is Mamacags own fault.  Julia Stiles was born twins, and the doctor told Mamacags to drown the evil one.  Mamacags goofed.

:cheers1:

I alerted the mods to your evil post.  ALERT ALERT ALERT!!
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Re: thirty years of stone cold destruction
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2011, 09:38:57 AM »
I hear Julia Stiles' panties crackle when she takes them off too.
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Re: thirty years of stone cold destruction
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2011, 10:47:16 AM »
she is driving by your house right now, Melinda 
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Re: thirty years of stone cold destruction
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2011, 10:49:47 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 28, 2011, 10:47:16 AM
she is driving by your house right now, Melinda 
Lemme guess:  you know this because you're on the iPhone in the passenger seat?  :rotf:
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