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« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2011, 12:19:53 PM »
Jesus, E_C, it's ONE beer.
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« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2011, 02:31:19 PM »
Jesus, E_C, it's ONE beer.

Doesn't matter.  I mixed the two together once when I was 16 (yes, tsk tsk...) and was so f-ed up and sick the whole night.  I'm a hard liquor girl.  No beer for me.
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« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2011, 02:45:06 PM »
Doesn't matter.  I mixed the two together once when I was 16 (yes, tsk tsk...) and was so f-ed up and sick the whole night.  I'm a hard liquor girl.  No beer for me.

I guarantee, girl...I make you a pitcher of mojo, and two things will happen...1--you won't taste ANY alcohol.  2--you have more than two glasses, you'll be on your ass.  Maybe not sick, but definitely on your ass.
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« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2011, 03:04:00 PM »
You have to consider how diluted the beer is, in that mixture.
It's not the same as having several shots followed by a bottle of beer.

It's more along the lines of having three shots followed by a SIP of beer.
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« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2011, 03:28:33 PM »
This thread reminds me of that Star Trek episode with the tribbles where Scotty and chekov are in the bar arguing whos drink is better.

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« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2011, 05:34:57 PM »
Bunch of friggin lightweights, all of ya!

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Not a hair on your asses if you don't try these.  NOT.  A.  HAIR.


Dude ...

What's with all that fruity fairy crap you are polluting an otherwise acceptable drink with ?

If it ain't flammable I ain't drinking it.

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« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2011, 09:23:54 PM »
Dude ...

What's with all that fruity fairy crap you are polluting an otherwise acceptable drink with ?

If it ain't flammable I ain't drinking it.


Set a lighter at one end of the bar.  Set yourself at the other.

Drink a pitcher of mojo.  Wait 5 minutes.  Get the lighter, light it, and breathe on it.

Assuming you can get the lighter.
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« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2011, 10:01:31 PM »
Set a lighter at one end of the bar.  Set yourself at the other.

Drink a pitcher of mojo.  Wait 5 minutes.  Get the lighter, light it, and breathe on it.

Assuming you can get the lighter.

You had me at the ingredient list... But this sounds like a lot of fun.
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