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Something bizarre happened to me today
« on: March 22, 2011, 01:39:00 PM »
I took my cat and dog to the vet.  While examining my cat I told them "long cat is looooong" and they just stared at me.  I asked them if they knew about Icanhascheezburger.com and they looked at me with blank looks on their face.  HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE A VET OR WORK FOR A VET AND NOT KNOW ABOUT LOLCATZ!?!??!?!  WTF is wrong with this world!?!?!?!

Then on the way home my cat cried the whole time and then shit all over his cage.  I had been blaming the other cat for doing that for the past 4 years when it was really this one.  I feel bad now.
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Re: Something bizarre happened to me today
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2011, 01:47:06 PM »


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Re: Something bizarre happened to me today
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2011, 01:49:08 PM »
I only have two cats.  I only like one of those two.  Until I have 4+ I am not a crazy cat lady.  I am still amazed that there are adult humans with internet service that have never been to icanhascheezburger.com though. 
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Re: Something bizarre happened to me today
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2011, 01:52:36 PM »
I only have two cats.  I only like one of those two.  Until I have 4+ I am not a crazy cat lady.  I am still amazed that there are adult humans with internet service that have never been to icanhascheezburger.com though. 

I fixed an old guys computer once who didn't know what Google was. He only used Yahoo because that was what his kids set his homepage to. To be fair he was in his 90s.

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Re: Something bizarre happened to me today
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2011, 03:18:32 PM »
Well that is strange that a vet's office wouldn't know about LOLCATZ. 

I have more than 4, but I'm not crazy.  There have just been adoptions of strays, and they were single girls in trouble. 

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Re: Something bizarre happened to me today
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2011, 03:25:29 PM »


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:rotf: Thanks, TC! I just spewed coffee all over my monitor...


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Re: Something bizarre happened to me today
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2011, 04:03:20 PM »
I think you should find a new vet that knows about LOLCATZ.  lol
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Re: Something bizarre happened to me today
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2011, 05:38:56 PM »






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Re: Something bizarre happened to me today
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2011, 08:15:20 PM »
The way I look at it is that if a Vet doesn't know about LOLCatz, then he's probably doing a good job, otherwise has a "life", and is too busy to be worried about internet comedy.
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Re: Something bizarre happened to me today
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2011, 08:29:55 PM »
Oh Thor!!! :-)

whenever I need to take a "stress" break, I go to lolzcats or youtube "giggling baby". Works everytime!!
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Re: Something bizarre happened to me today
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2011, 09:03:40 PM »
Oh Thor!!! :-)

whenever I need to take a "stress" break, I go to lolzcats or youtube "giggling baby". Works everytime!!
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Re: Something bizarre happened to me today
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2011, 01:04:20 PM »


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Hey, does that have real cat throwing action?

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Re: Something bizarre happened to me today
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2011, 01:13:18 PM »
I only have two cats.  I only like one of those two.  Until I have 4+ I am not a crazy cat lady.  I am still amazed that there are adult humans with internet service that have never been to icanhascheezburger.com though. 

So, it's a Tale of Two Kitties? 

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Re: Something bizarre happened to me today
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2011, 01:48:10 PM »
I prefer a shot of single malt (or three). Works every time !!!  :-)

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Re: Something bizarre happened to me today
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2011, 01:55:00 PM »
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Oh Thor!!! 

whenever I need to take a "stress" break, I go to lolzcats or youtube "jiggling boobies". Works everytime!!





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Re: Something bizarre happened to me today
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2011, 05:47:26 PM »
Oh Thor!!! :-)

whenever I need to take a "stress" break, I go to lolzcats or youtube "giggling baby". Works everytime!!


I just take some of my good meds.........  :tongue:
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Re: Something bizarre happened to me today
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