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Man "Keystered" Cellphone, MP3 Player, Headphones, Cash, Pot Into CA Jail
« on: March 18, 2011, 10:33:23 AM »
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Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/jail-smuggling/man-keystered-cellphone-mp3-player-headphones-cash-pot-california-jail

What an asshole. :lol:
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Re: Man "Keystered" Cellphone, MP3 Player, Headphones, Cash, Pot Into CA Jail
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2011, 10:35:03 AM »
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It is unclear how Vogt planned to recharge the phone

I guess he hit maximum capacity?
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Re: Man "Keystered" Cellphone, MP3 Player, Headphones, Cash, Pot Into CA Jail
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2011, 12:16:41 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 18, 2011, 10:35:03 AM
I guess he hit maximum capacity?

Damn this is American ingenuity at its best.

This man would make a super spy anywhere in the world.   Sad that his talent was not recognised and sent to the middle east.  Think of all the papers, disks and ledgers he could have smuggled out for us in his ass.   

This is talent gone to waste,  there must be hundreds of men wasting away their time in jail that have the ability to do as he did.

We have thousands and thousands of crazy ass murderers that we lock up and support for life why not turn them loose with full combat gear on our enemy??? Let hem know there will be a full pardon if they survive and turn the suckers loose to rape, kill torture anyone one of our enemy.    Naturally out government will deny them if caught,---These Men escaped from our prisons and we have no idea how the got away or how they found the weapons or technology to  distroy whatever.  all the weapons. clothing etc must have been stolen from out troops,-----sorry about that.
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Re: Man "Keystered" Cellphone, MP3 Player, Headphones, Cash, Pot Into CA Jail
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2011, 02:08:41 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on March 19, 2011, 12:16:41 PM
Damn this is American ingenuity at its best.

This man would make a super spy anywhere in the world.   Sad that his talent was not recognised and sent to the middle east.  Think of all the papers, disks and ledgers he could have smuggled out for us in his ass.   

This is talent gone to waste,  there must be hundreds of men wasting away their time in jail that have the ability to do as he did.

We have thousands and thousands of crazy ass murderers that we lock up and support for life why not turn them loose with full combat gear on our enemy??? Let hem know there will be a full pardon if they survive and turn the suckers loose to rape, kill torture anyone one of our enemy.    Naturally out government will deny them if caught,---These Men escaped from our prisons and we have no idea how the got away or how they found the weapons or technology to  distroy whatever.  all the weapons. clothing etc must have been stolen from out troops,-----sorry about that.

That's a whole buttload of STUPID right there.

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Re: Man "Keystered" Cellphone, MP3 Player, Headphones, Cash, Pot Into CA Jail
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2011, 02:25:24 PM »
vesta's so full of shit her eyes are brown  :lmao:
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Re: Man "Keystered" Cellphone, MP3 Player, Headphones, Cash, Pot Into CA Jail
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2011, 04:26:52 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 19, 2011, 02:25:24 PM
vesta's so full of shit her eyes are brown  :lmao:

Obviously, this guy wasn't.  Something else, but definitely not shit.
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