Measles, mumps, chickenpox....I had all of them except the dreaded white mans disease and my X-wife used to complain about that. I had a limosine and she was hunting some guy with a sports car. Usually it's the other way round. Oh well.
Oh Johnny, perhaps you should have been looking for a woman that wanted a house with a white picket fence around it, 3 well behaved children and when coming home and open the door you have the smell of fresh baked bread , a nice dinner and apple pie--home made--for desert.
Oh but would you like that life, going to PTA meetings, helping the neighbors out and spending a night shift at the food pantry.????
Can you go for 6 months without hanging out with your bros, going to clubs and staying at home to help the kids with their home work.?
What no kids great, sell the limo and use the procedes to buy uniforms for a little league in town and help coach them.
This whites man disease is you know out there , they are raising family's, kind of strange that that disease ends up with 8 kids.