What does a freeper/teabagger do when their home gets foreclosed on.

[Boudicca]

*hangs head in shame*

My sincere apologies ma'am.

[note to self: check profiles, you idiot]

All is forgiven.

[MrsSmith]

And this is exactly why we bought the house we have.  The payments were equal to the rent we'd been paying for the last 2 years...and that was for a 15 year mortgage.  We planned it so we could make the house payment, the utilities and the groceries on one income, if needed.    

[dandi]

I'd move into a 40 year old Buick. Something spacious like an Electra 225, because I like to entertain, ya know.

Then, instead of trying to find housing, I'd spend my days and nights surfing message boards on my iPod, telling everyone how they don't give a damn about me.

[JohnnyReb]

I'd move into a 40 year old Buick. Something spacious like an Electra 225, because I like to entertain, ya know.

Then, instead of trying to find housing, I'd spend my days and nights surfing message boards on my iPod, telling everyone how they don't give a damn about me.

You're absolutely right .... we wouldn't give a damn about you.

[dandi]

You're absolutely right .... we wouldn't give a damn about you.

I know. You'd like me to just go away and die quietly, with rats chewing on my lifeless toes, and the only reminder that I was ever here being the wafting stench of my decaying corpse, so I wouldn't remind you ten times a day that I"M HOMELESS, dammit.

But I'm not going anywhere as long as my iPod batteries hold out, or there's an open library at 3am. And don't offer to help me either, or I'll bite your uncaring arm off at the shoulder.

[JohnnyReb]

I know. You'd like me to just go away and die quietly, with rats chewing on my lifeless toes, and the only reminder that I was ever here being the wafting stench of my decaying corpse, so I wouldn't remind you ten times a day that I"M HOMELESS, dammit.

But I'm not going anywhere as long as my iPod batteries hold out, or there's an open library at 3am. And don't offer to help me either, or I'll bite your uncaring arm off at the shoulder.

Actually, I'm a good fellow. I'd fill up your BUICK, give you a road map and point you toward California.