The bouncies that it would create might be worth it!
There will be lots of entertaining bouncies, starting tomorrow, on conversations at the 7-11, or the filling station, or the grocery store, about DUmmies plans for bringing Amereica to its knees. There will be lots of approving, nodding bystanders, and lots of sputtering, angry rethugs.
And, oh yes, the chubby know-it-all DUmmy nadinbrzhzhzhzzski will condescendingly explain, from her vast experience, the need for violent revolution at least five times per day.
Most DUmmies will pledge to go on strike, if they find a job.