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« Reply #50 on: March 01, 2011, 04:01:59 PM »
Couldn't stand it... walked out.  I've tried to watch it but there's just something about it that bores me.  Maybe it's Russell Crowe... he's about as believable as Brad Pitt.
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« Reply #51 on: March 01, 2011, 04:11:59 PM »
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« Reply #52 on: March 01, 2011, 04:12:50 PM »
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« Reply #53 on: March 01, 2011, 09:16:00 PM »
Alice in Wonderland was pretty awful.  I was expecting the original story done with cool graphics and what I got was something that was pretty dull, although very pretty.
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Re: Horrible Movies...Post em here
« Reply #54 on: March 01, 2011, 09:46:46 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 01, 2011, 10:01:49 AM
Wait? What?  You paid to see a Brady Bunch movie?   :mental:
You KNOW you pay go to the movie she wants to see. If mama ain't happy...
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« Reply #55 on: March 01, 2011, 09:57:46 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on March 01, 2011, 09:46:46 PM
You KNOW you pay go to the movie she wants to see. If mama ain't happy...

Aw, ok, that makes sense.
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« Reply #56 on: March 01, 2011, 11:56:02 PM »
"High Strung."

Wife loves it.  I found it very painful.
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« Reply #57 on: March 02, 2011, 07:38:17 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on March 01, 2011, 09:46:46 PM
You KNOW you pay go to the movie she wants to see. If mama ain't happy...

We didn't go to see Brady Bunch, but we did go to see Alice in Wonderland. Not a big fan of Johnny Depp for lotsa reasons.

We also saw "The King's Speech" and was glad to do so. It's a great flick.

Point is, Mama dictates what we see - even if it means a 35-mile drive to see it.

It's safest that way.
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« Reply #58 on: March 02, 2011, 07:39:43 AM »
One flick that bored me to tears - and I fell asleep about 10 minutes into it:

Spinal Tap

Rob Reiner is a speshull kinda moonbat.  :whatever:
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« Reply #59 on: March 02, 2011, 01:24:23 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 02, 2011, 07:39:43 AM
One flick that bored me to tears - and I fell asleep about 10 minutes into it:

Spinal Tap

Rob Reiner is a speshull kinda moonbat.  :whatever:


You got a BS. That is one of the THE best mockumentary's 
 ever made, even if Reiner made it.

I'm still pissed that I wasted time watching Napolean Dynamite.
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« Reply #60 on: March 02, 2011, 02:29:37 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 02, 2011, 07:39:43 AM
One flick that bored me to tears - and I fell asleep about 10 minutes into it:

Spinal Tap

Rob Reiner is a speshull kinda moonbat.  :whatever:

I've got to agree with WS.  BS given.

This is one of my favorite movie scenes--evah!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgViOqGJEvM[/youtube]
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Re: Horrible Movies...Post em here
« Reply #61 on: March 02, 2011, 03:21:49 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on March 02, 2011, 01:24:23 PM

You got a BS. That is one of the THE best mockumentary's 
 ever made, even if Reiner made it.

I'm still pissed that I wasted time watching Napolean Dynamite.

Thanks for the bitchslap. I was starting to have withdrawal symptoms.

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« Reply #62 on: March 02, 2011, 03:22:48 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 02, 2011, 02:29:37 PM
I've got to agree with WS.  BS given.

This is one of my favorite movie scenes--evah!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgViOqGJEvM[/youtube]

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« Reply #63 on: March 02, 2011, 03:29:46 PM »
I thought 'Spinal Tap' was hit or miss.  I loved some of the song parodies.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-BYzaDwNoE[/youtube]

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« Reply #64 on: March 02, 2011, 04:51:07 PM »
That movie with Nicolas Cage.

Any movie with the name Uwe Boll anywhere in the credits.

(Does it really need be any more specific than that?)
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« Reply #65 on: March 02, 2011, 04:59:50 PM »
Speaking of Spinal Tap (which I loved) I hated Waiting for Guffman.  WTF?  People actually thought that was funny?
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« Reply #66 on: March 02, 2011, 05:04:47 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on March 02, 2011, 04:59:50 PM
Speaking of Spinal Tap (which I loved) I hated Waiting for Guffman.  WTF?  People actually thought that was funny?

Waiting for Guffman was a little slow.  Best In Show was far better.
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« Reply #67 on: March 02, 2011, 05:34:33 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on March 02, 2011, 04:51:07 PM
That movie with Nicolas Cage.

Any movie with the name Uwe Boll anywhere in the credits.

(Does it really need be any more specific than that?)

Uwe Boll has ruined every video game to movie adaptation that he has touched.
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« Reply #68 on: March 02, 2011, 07:30:33 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on March 02, 2011, 04:51:07 PM
That movie with Nicolas Cage.

Any movie with the name Uwe Boll anywhere in the credits.

(Does it really need be any more specific than that?)

And yeah, as just about anything Nicholas Cage touches turns to shit before your very eyes, I can agree with you on that. :cheers1:
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« Reply #69 on: March 02, 2011, 08:07:24 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 02, 2011, 05:04:47 PM
Waiting for Guffman was a little slow.  Best In Show was far better.

I did like Best In Show...a lot.  The only thing that would have made it better would have been if they turned it up to 11.
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« Reply #70 on: March 03, 2011, 12:37:53 PM »
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« Reply #71 on: March 03, 2011, 12:40:42 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on March 03, 2011, 12:37:53 PM
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« Reply #72 on: March 03, 2011, 12:46:53 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 02, 2011, 03:29:46 PM
I thought 'Spinal Tap' was hit or miss.  I loved some of the song parodies.

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« Reply #73 on: March 03, 2011, 01:29:56 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 02, 2011, 05:04:47 PM
Waiting for Guffman was a little slow.  Best In Show was far better.

As much as I love Best In Show, I couldn't stand A Mighty Wind.  Whateva.
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« Reply #74 on: March 04, 2011, 12:49:47 AM »
Quote from: mamacags on March 01, 2011, 02:36:33 PM
I think it was listed under "dumb whore" in the credits.

I guess I missed something.  What is with the Julia Stiles slams?
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