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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2011, 10:53:09 PM »
Got my hog! It rides like a charm. Got it up to 62.
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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2011, 11:06:06 PM »
Got my hog! It rides like a charm. Got it up to 62.
62 kph?  :lmao:


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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2011, 11:21:31 PM »
If I'm up in the city (Rochester), occasionally I'll see a large group on motorcycles on the freeways around town, 20 to 50 guys riding almost tire to tire and peg to peg at 70mph, like one big single entity. Amazing to see them ride like that yet inevitably somebody has to crowd them and tailgate. That is, until they get close to enough to notice the Hells Angels patches emblazoned across their backs. You'd think they just swooped up on an unmarked trooper and suddenly realized their mistake, OOPS, BREAK LIGHTS!

Seriously, it is truly unreal the way those guys ride. Kids with their crotch rockets and annoying little foreign "tuners" sporting no fear bumper stickers are not even in the same universe.


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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2011, 06:16:45 AM »
Okay, Kev--which one is you?  I think Jeremy Clarkson fits you . . .  :tongue:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1zfuBgCUqY[/youtube]
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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2011, 07:01:08 AM »
Okay, Kev--which one is you?  I think Jeremy Clarkson fits you . . .  :tongue:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1zfuBgCUqY[/youtube]

"somebody has written penis on my helmet"

"I did that"   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:






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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2011, 07:49:50 AM »
Okay, Kev--which one is you?  I think Jeremy Clarkson fits you . . .  :tongue:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1zfuBgCUqY[/youtube]

Hilarious!  Thanks for posting that.

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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2011, 08:11:40 AM »
"somebody has written penis on my helmet"

"I did that"   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I about fell over in my chair when I first saw that.  Tears flowed, and they weren't sad ones.  The best part of it all was Clarkson stressing the word "penis."
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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2011, 05:35:59 PM »
I about fell over in my chair when I first saw that.  Tears flowed, and they weren't sad ones.  The best part of it all was Clarkson stressing the word "penis."

yeh, that was a great belly laugh and I haven't had one of those in a long time! :lmao:






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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #33 on: March 05, 2011, 05:41:58 PM »
yeh, that was a great belly laugh and I haven't had one of those in a long time! :lmao:

Go about a minute to a minute-and-a-half later when Richard--the one with the wooden boat on the back of his bike--knocks over a garbage can (?) with that damned boat, then knocks over a barricade fence . . .
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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #35 on: March 08, 2011, 10:54:51 AM »
I can turn it into a drag bike:

http://forum.scooterforum.net/forum/f88/my-other-gy6-scooters-162516/

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Honda-GY6-Racing-CDI-Coil-GY6-50cc-150cc-139QMB-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem1c0c4c37fcQQitemZ120465405948QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories

SWEET!  :evillaugh:

Those pics, and others associated with scooters/mopeds, reminds me of the local Moped Gang that we had in the small Bavarian town we lived in in 1979-80. Those kids thought they were so badass...... :rotf:
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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #36 on: March 08, 2011, 10:58:57 AM »
Those pics, and others associated with scooters/mopeds, reminds me of the local Moped Gang that we had in the small Bavarian town we lived in in 1979-80. Those kids thought they were so badass...... :rotf:


I've been thinking of starting a scooter gang. Did they have a cool name?
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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #37 on: March 08, 2011, 11:23:27 AM »

I've been thinking of starting a scooter gang. Did they have a cool name?

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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #38 on: March 08, 2011, 11:26:22 AM »
Wait, I catch hell for my Crocs, but Rebel gets a pass on this???   :mental:

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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #39 on: March 08, 2011, 11:29:30 AM »

I've been thinking of starting a scooter gang. Did they have a cool name?

the Anti-MoPedifiles?   :fuelfire:






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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #40 on: March 08, 2011, 11:39:32 AM »
Here's a for-real web site for moped riders in Oldenburg, Germany.

I've played a few gigs in this town, actually, which is up in the north. Kinda cute.

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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #41 on: March 08, 2011, 12:12:21 PM »
Wait, I catch hell for my Crocs, but Rebel gets a pass on this???   :mental:

A lot of people I know have Crocs. They stay on the boat.
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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #42 on: March 08, 2011, 02:30:49 PM »
yeh, that was a great belly laugh and I haven't had one of those in a long time! :lmao:

Ya know something?  I was just looking at that clip again, and check out the colander James May uses as a helmet . . .  :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #44 on: March 08, 2011, 09:10:29 PM »
Ah, I see. No one wants to comment on my badass ride because they're jealous.  :stirpot:
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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #48 on: March 14, 2011, 12:59:02 PM »
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Five bucks, huh?  :lmao:

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Re: My solution to the coming gas crisis
« Reply #49 on: March 14, 2011, 01:56:38 PM »
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