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Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« on: February 18, 2011, 09:49:32 AM »
A 16-year-old Arlington Heights boy told police he poisoned and killed three fish because he “didn’t want to leave any witnesses,” according to Arlington Heights police.

The boy is charged with residential burglary and cruelty to animals for his role in a Jan. 24 break-in on the 2100 block of South Goebbert Road. Another 15-year-old Arlington Heights boy and 17-year-old Des Plaines boy also face residential burglary charges, said Sgt. Mike Hernandez of the Arlington Heights Police Department.

Read more: http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20110211/news/702119847/#ixzz1EKGuqPzC

Yeah, the famous talking goldfish of Illinois.  :mental:
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Re: Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 09:53:48 AM »
I plan to be cruel to many, many fish this year.

Just a heads up.
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Re: Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2011, 02:39:32 PM »
He killed Mr Limpet!
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Re: Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2011, 02:57:00 PM »
To be fair, it was Illinois, so the fish probably were registered voters.
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Re: Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2011, 03:01:26 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 18, 2011, 02:57:00 PM
To be fair, it was Illinois, so the fish probably were registered voters.

And now, as DEAD fish, they'll be permitted to vote twice. :fuelfire:
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Re: Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2011, 03:30:57 PM »
That's a shame. The most intelligent creatures in the house at the time of the robbery died.
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Re: Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2011, 04:46:19 PM »
This was such a funny thread I am handing out HI5's unles Eupher shows up since he only likes to be slapped or spanked. O-) :-)
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Re: Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2011, 05:02:11 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on February 18, 2011, 09:53:48 AM
I plan to be cruel to many, many fish this year.

Just a heads up.

I plan on beating a bunch of em over the head with a club before cuttin' their throats and tossing them into the icebox myself  :-)
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Re: Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2011, 08:38:43 PM »
NONE OF YOU are invited to my house because the koi have threatened to leave if they feel endangered. :tongue:
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Re: Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2011, 02:40:10 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on February 18, 2011, 09:53:48 AM
I plan to be cruel to many, many fish this year.

Just a heads up.
Not cruel. You are helping them to fulfil their (tasty) destiny.  :-)
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Re: Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2011, 01:59:40 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on February 18, 2011, 08:38:43 PM
NONE OF YOU are invited to my house because the koi have threatened to leave if they feel endangered. :tongue:

Hmm, how big?  :yum:
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Re: Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2011, 02:01:44 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on February 19, 2011, 01:59:40 PM
Hmm, how big?  :yum:

 :lmao: :lmao:  FISH FRY!!!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2011, 04:19:43 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on February 19, 2011, 01:59:40 PM
Hmm, how big?  :yum:
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Well, the largest koi I have is probably a good five pounds or more.
We bought 10 koi with which to stock our pond several years ago.  Hubby dug through the hard clay soil around here, also containing tons of rocks, BY HAND.  I told him to hire a younger back or two, but nooooooo
Anyway, we have a 2500 gallon pond, and the original koi recreated so we now have at least 60 fish.  And that's AFTER catching and giving away 24 to our local aquarium store we got the original fish from.
There's gold in our waters since the little suckers retail around here for approximately $25 apiece, not that the local store gave us anything.  Taking them off our hands was enough of a favor.  Those guys and gals eat through a few hundred dollars of food every month in spring, summer and fall. :bawl:
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Re: Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2011, 04:21:17 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 19, 2011, 02:01:44 PM
:lmao: :lmao:  FISH FRY!!!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
All U Can Catch!  They're pretty slippery.
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Re: Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2011, 05:22:08 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on February 19, 2011, 04:21:17 PM
All U Can Catch!  They're pretty slippery.

All I can catch ?? And your address is........ ??  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :fuelfire: :tongue:

On the serious side, I have a great big ol' lake right close to me. Probably better eatin' fish than your koi
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Re: Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2011, 05:22:46 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 19, 2011, 05:22:08 PM
All I can catch ?? And your address is........ ??  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :fuelfire: :tongue:

Sounds shallow enough to seine the pond.
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Re: Goldfish killer “didn’t want to leave witnesses,” police say
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2011, 11:53:44 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 19, 2011, 05:22:08 PM
All I can catch ?? And your address is........ ??  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :fuelfire: :tongue:

On the serious side, I have a great big ol' lake right close to me. Probably better eatin' fish than your koi
Yeah, it says right on their pricey koi food that it makes the fish not fit for human consumption.
Should I invite certain libs over instead? :-)
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