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Offline CG6468

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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #50 on: February 13, 2011, 08:34:17 AM »
Had a neighbor once who was a card-carrying idiot. At the time, I had access to various chemicals. A favorite "get back atcha" was thioglycolic acid, aka Mercaptoacetic acid. Unless it's stored under refrigeration, it will decompose into an acid that smell just like skunk piss. And I mean JUST like skunk piss.

Well, I skunkpissed this neighbor's driver's door after he screwed with me one last time, between the door and the window. Couldn't even see it.

He traded the truck that week. And it really smelled bad..........
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #51 on: February 13, 2011, 09:09:38 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on February 13, 2011, 08:34:17 AM
Had a neighbor once who was a card-carrying idiot. At the time, I had access to various chemicals. A favorite "get back atcha" was thioglycolic acid, aka Mercaptoacetic acid. Unless it's stored under refrigeration, it will decompose into an acid that smell just like skunk piss. And I mean JUST like skunk piss.

Well, I skunkpissed this neighbor's driver's door after he screwed with me one last time, between the door and the window. Couldn't even see it.

He traded the truck that week. And it really smelled bad..........

Good Grief, some of you guys are going to jail.      We are talking about some idiots that wrecked a kids snow man, not people that fire bomb you in the night.


CG6, any sporting store up here carries fox scent for hunters.  This stuff smells much worse then skunk and only a drop is needed.

These are draconian punishments for a kids prank, Get the hell up off your butt, go outside and help the kids rebuild the darn snowman.
The darn thing will melt is a day or two anyway.

Save the big stuff for when the kids destroy something of yours like a mail box or steal your hubcaps, vandalise something of value of yours--- Pick your battles very carefully, From the news today where a rancher caught 20 illegals destroying his property and now has to pay THEM for catching them and turning them into the police, keep the law in mind--anyone can sue a ham sandwitch.
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #52 on: February 13, 2011, 09:49:51 AM »
vesta, I get the impression that they're just joking.  I doubt most people posting would do any of the things they suggested.  And if they do, hey, job security for me.  :)
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #53 on: February 13, 2011, 09:56:38 AM »
I've seen some funny things done to cars and trucks at work.  Heavy duty grease smeared on windows, shrink wrap covering an entire car, packing peanuts filling the inside of a vehicle, a big Obama sign taped on the back of a tailgate, gay pride signs put on the back or front of cars.
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #54 on: February 13, 2011, 10:06:02 AM »
Just add a little accessory to the back of their car.  I mean, come on, who ever really looks at the back of their car??
 
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #55 on: February 13, 2011, 10:58:23 AM »
Dig out a "Calvin and Hobbes" collection and look at the snowman strips for inspiration.  I see something like a snowman 'fatality' laying across his hood, with a charcoal-briguet expression of shock and agony on his face, or in his driveway with a tiremark across the midsection...
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #56 on: February 13, 2011, 02:35:10 PM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 13, 2011, 10:06:02 AM
Just add a little accessory to the back of their car.  I mean, come on, who ever really looks at the back of their car??
 


Did that little ditty come with that 'bimmer' of yers?!?!   :-)
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #57 on: February 13, 2011, 02:43:14 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 13, 2011, 02:35:10 PM
Did that little ditty come with that 'bimmer' of yers?!?!   :-)
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #58 on: February 13, 2011, 05:53:03 PM »


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  PURE AWESOMENESS! :lol:
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #59 on: February 13, 2011, 08:12:30 PM »
:rofl: just in time for Valentines Day.
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #60 on: February 13, 2011, 08:13:08 PM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 13, 2011, 10:06:02 AM
Just add a little accessory to the back of their car.  I mean, come on, who ever really looks at the back of their car??
 

OMG! We put a rainbow Superman "S" sticker on the back of guy's jeep once. Comedy Gold!!!
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #61 on: February 13, 2011, 09:31:48 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on February 12, 2011, 04:54:53 PM
Jar of chicken intestines in the trunk under the spare tire. Leave no headspace in the jar. Come summer when it starts to get nice and warm said jar will divest its contents all over the trunk.

(I learned this from a friend who forgot said jar on returning from a fishing trip one time and only discovered it after it burst).


Damn, I didn't know that chickens had intestines. I just sorta figured they splattered.  :-)
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #62 on: February 13, 2011, 10:07:46 PM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 11, 2011, 07:19:57 PM
:cheersmate:  We are so alike it's scary......except I have bigger boobs

I also thought about stuffing their mailbox full of snow and put the snow man's eyes and nose that in the form of a face so when they opened it they would know where it came from

I like this idea!  Make it wet snow so it freezes solid.  Remember though messing with US mail can be a federal crime.
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #63 on: February 13, 2011, 10:21:19 PM »
The best revenge won't hurt them or their property--remember, they didn't harm anything besides a snowman--but will really screw with their heads.

Unfortunately, you can't do this one anymore, but back in the day, ping pong balls in the gas tank really screwed with people.  Don't know what you can use these days since they won't fit.  Swapping around the plug wires would be good if you can get under the hood.

Dog crap on the doormat is always a good one too...they wipe their feet thinking they're cleaning them off, when in reality...

If you know these people's e-mail address you can have a field day with them.  Oh, how much ghey pron spam can one inbox hold?

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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #64 on: February 13, 2011, 10:25:15 PM »
Go to the section at the library that has all the magazines and take out a subscription card from every magazine in the library.  They're all post paid so just fill them out with their name and address.  Check the box that says "bill me later"  In about two months they'll be getting magazines from Boys Life, Ebony, Bug World, Mother Earth News....
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #65 on: February 13, 2011, 10:57:05 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 13, 2011, 10:21:19 PM
The best revenge won't hurt them or their property--remember, they didn't harm anything besides a snowman--but will really screw with their heads.

Unfortunately, you can't do this one anymore, but back in the day, ping pong balls in the gas tank really screwed with people.  Don't know what you can use these days since they won't fit. 


I was going to suggest that earlier, but I remembered that modern vehicles have the downsized apertures and anti-theft devices in the gas filler tube.
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #66 on: February 13, 2011, 10:57:36 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 13, 2011, 10:21:19 PM
The best revenge won't hurt them or their property--remember, they didn't harm anything besides a snowman--but will really screw with their heads.

Unfortunately, you can't do this one anymore, but back in the day, ping pong balls in the gas tank really screwed with people.  Don't know what you can use these days since they won't fit.  Swapping around the plug wires would be good if you can get under the hood.

Dog crap on the doormat is always a good one too...they wipe their feet thinking they're cleaning them off, when in reality...

If you know these people's e-mail address you can have a field day with them.  Oh, how much ghey pron spam can one inbox hold?


A friend of mine runs an automotive shop. He told me about a pretty slick trick he discovered in a customer's gas tank. Apparently this girl must have really irked somebody, she had intermittent car trouble with her New Cadillac, would run fine and then act like it ran out of gas, then be fine again for awhile. Hundreds of dollars later after several trips and no answers from the Cadillac dealer she brought the car to my friend's shop. He was stymied too at first but finally dropped the tank, the one thing the Cadillac service guys hadn't done. What he found in there revealed why things would be o.k. for awhile and then "run out of gas" again.
There was a McDonald's wax paper cheeseburger wrapper in the gas tank. It wasn't hard to put two and two together at that point. Somebody wadded it up and stuck it down the pipe into the tank. Once it was in there it unwadded itself into a flat sheet and wandered around on it's own, apparently now and then it would get sucked up against the sending unit intake screen and block it, then fall away. Pretty slick caper I thought.
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #67 on: February 13, 2011, 11:47:25 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on February 11, 2011, 07:15:48 PM
Fill out catalog requests from online porn stores with their address
Call the mormons and tell them you want to speak to them at their address
Spread fertilizer on their yard in the shape of a body part in the spring.  They will have it forever.

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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #68 on: February 14, 2011, 09:26:40 AM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on February 13, 2011, 10:57:36 PM
There was a McDonald's wax paper cheeseburger wrapper in the gas tank. It wasn't hard to put two and two together at that point. Somebody wadded it up and stuck it down the pipe into the tank. Once it was in there it unwadded itself into a flat sheet and wandered around on it's own, apparently now and then it would get sucked up against the sending unit intake screen and block it, then fall away. Pretty slick caper I thought.

Classic!
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #69 on: February 14, 2011, 10:10:34 AM »
THIS:   http://www.liquidass.com/


works quite well.
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #70 on: February 14, 2011, 01:58:43 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 13, 2011, 10:21:19 PM
Dog crap on the doormat is always a good one too...they wipe their feet thinking they're cleaning them off, when in reality...

Put a load of the freshest dog manure you can find into a brown paper lunch bag.  Bring it to said doorstep.  Light it on fire, then ring the doorbell.  Most people will stamp it out with their foot. :pokingpoop:
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #71 on: February 14, 2011, 02:37:38 PM »


that ain't funny, Gina. Seriously. That is not funny at all.  :p

Bitchslapped. And you'll probably get more from others.
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #72 on: February 14, 2011, 03:58:57 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on February 11, 2011, 10:24:41 PM
If you know where they work, take a loaf of Italian bread, tear the end off, slide it down the antenna, let the birds take care of the rest.

Best part?  No evidence at the end of the day.

 :-)

Or you could burn their house down.

That is GREAT!!! H5! I am going to use this one on some neighborhood finks I know.
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #73 on: February 14, 2011, 05:43:05 PM »
Y'all, seriously, please stop talking about messing with mailboxes as a federal crime.  Sure, if you steal mail out of it and use it to steal someone's identity, the Postal Police will come get you.  However, blowing up a mailbox or tearing it up with a baseball bat will likely result in a ticket for misdemeanor damage.  There are no secret federal gestapo police ready to pounce on every torn up mailbox in this country.
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Re: What do you do?
« Reply #74 on: February 14, 2011, 06:30:07 PM »
Let my dog pee on the driver's seat.
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