Screw those snakes.
I will be a flying trans dimensional snake and I can change shapes but am really a snake that can go between dimensions and fly..oh and I'm a snake that kills with the ladies and I make lots of unearned income from poor people while driving 500 HP sports cars and screwing skinny big titted women half my age and I ride motorcycles and hunt with cool guns and all my friends think I'm ****in hell cool and have lots of money in the bank.
Yeah that's the kind of snake I am.
That is the kind of snake I want to be, but I also want to be the King Snake in charge of the Western Hemisphere, and have my face on the $100 bill- which will be renamed the "King Snake".
And I want to be able to shoot laser beams from my eyes, just because that would be a cool thing for a snake to be able to do.
It's good to be the King.... snake.